O.k…this is my first piece ever. It is weak, but funny! I will write some REAL fics later, but first fic! No flames please. ENJOY!!!!!
WaYs To AnNoY GaNoNdOrF
Ask him if he likes being defeated.
Die his clothes green.
Call him Ganondwarf.
Ask him if he is Irish…he has the hair!
Put him in a blender.
Drink him from the blender.
Dodge the magic bolts of death that are now directed at your head.
Take away his teddy bear, Mr. Snugglie-poo.
Interrupt him when he is talking about his "evil plans".
Kill him with the Master Sword/ Silver Arrows.
Kill him with fake Master Sword/Silver Arrows.
Well, did ya like it? THANK YOU 4 READING!!!!!!! Poor Ganny-poo-dwarf dodges bolts of death.