Hey, let's write an Elsword fic, shall we?

I know I'm gonna throw Elsword and Aisha together (because Elsword and Aisha are awesome) but for the other ships… meh, you decide. If no one cares, I'll toss Raven and Eve together (because black and white) and then Rena and Chung will end up together by default. Elesis? Dunno.

ANYWAY.

Warning: Some crack and maybe OOCness ahead. My mind is somewhat sugar-high right now.

Written for my dearest friends Animal, Nature, and Air, because holy snap, ELSWORD COULD TOTALLY BE A FYRE ADEPT. AISHA WOULD BE WATYR. RENA WOULD BE WOODE. Eve? Dunno, but Raven's definitely a Darke Adept.

(Well, technically he is one, but screw it, that's another Raven.) I'm going to stop confusing people now. Okay.

LET'S BEGIN.

When Elsword asked his sister if she would take him shopping, Elesis thought she was hallucinating.

Seriously.

Elsword and a shopping mall? Does not compute.

But Elesis would do anything for her younger brother (no, seriously, it even says so in the Wiki), so she agreed.

Against all of normalcy, of course.

But then when she drove past a group of shops and saw Raven walking out of a pink, heart-covered, sweets shop, she decided to start questioning things.

"Sweet cupcakes, is that RAVEN?!"

"Oh, yeah, it is," replied her brother. "Aw, man, he's gonna beat me!"

"Beat you? Beat you at what, exactly?"

"Nothing!" Elsword turned the color of his shirt, red. "Absolutely nothing!"

"Elsword, did you make another bet with your friends?"

The boy turned out the window, whistling innocently.

"So…you did, huh?"

"…Maybe."

Elesis would've responded, only she spotted Chung outside his house, looking around wildly.

"Hi, Chung!" she called, knowing he was one of Elsword's friends. "How're you – "

He ran inside and slammed the door shut without replying.

Elesis blinked. "Well, that was rude."

"Yeah, okay, sure," Elsword agreed, not really paying attention. "Come on, hurry up! If Raven or Chung beats me, I'll never live it down!"

"Live what down, exactly?"

But her little brother refused to respond to any more of her questions, much to her exasperation.

Oh, well. Sometimes it was better not to question him. The less she knew, the less she could say in interrogation…

xXx

…Which Aisha was currently putting Rena through.

"So… White Day's tomorrow. Think you'll get any chocolate?" she pestered the older girl, who refused to meet her eyes.

"Chocolate? Why would I get chocolate?"

"Oh, come on, Rena, you can't tell me that a popular girl like you isn't going to get any chocolate. What I wanna know is… Anyone in particular you hoping for?"

At this, Rena's cheeks turned bright red. "A-Anyone in particular? N-No!"

"What is this White Day you speak of?" Eve inquired. "And what is this about chocolate?"

"Oh, yeah, I always forget that you've been homeschooled up until now," Aisha said. "Well, White Day's like the opposite of Valentine's Day, where the boys give the girls chocolate. It takes place a month after Valentine's Day, on March 14, which obviously, is tomorrow. Typically, if a guy really likes a girl, he gives her heart-shaped chocolates, and – "

"Aisha, I think she's already lost interest in what you were saying," remarked Rena politely, looking at Eve, who was doing homework, evidently uninterested in anything beyond the definition of White Day.

"Oh, well, I've got homework too," Aisha replied, looking quite unaffected by this bit of news. She dragged a huge textbook out of her backpack and got to work.

The threesome peacefully spent the afternoon under the trees in the park, unaware of the chaos that would ensue the next day…

White Day is the next day, which will be coming in the next part. Yup. This is mainly because I need to know what ships you guys would like to see in this fic.

So… Review! And tell me! Yeah!

(Plus, I really don't have a clue who to throw in with Elesis, so if no one cares she'll end up forever alone. Whatever.)

Water, out