A/N: So, I couldn't sleep last night, and I was bored and thinking how Sweeneypoo's always angsty, and THIS popped into my head.
I don't own Sweeney Todd or Potter Puppet Pals or anything useful.
Sweeney: I'm feeling angsty and vengeful today, and I know exactly why! Grr! I'm gonna take it out on…everybody!
Anthony: Hello, Mr. Todd! What sort of tomfoolery should we get up to today?
Sweeney: No tomfoolery today, Anthony! I'm sick of your dreadful pale mug!
Anthony: Why must you hurt me in this way, Mr. Todd?
Mrs. Lovett: Yeah! What's your problem, Mr. Todd?
Sweeney: My wife is dead, my daughter's missing, I can't kill the judge, and I'm surrounded by &() people who are #&) happy and #)(!you! I mean, what the &(#?
Anthony: But it's London, Mr. Todd! It's London!
Sweeney: And I still have nightmares about you eating my skin clean off every night! I can't take it! I HATE LONDON!
Anthony: -gasps-
Mrs. Lovett: But what about getting revenge?
Sweeney: Fine! It's all up to you now, Anthony!
Anthony: B-b-b-b-boo-bu-noo!
Sweeney: Come on now, go get the judge! -throws him away-
Anthony: Whoa!
Judge: Hello little child!
Anthony: J-j-j-j-j-johanna!
Judge: Were you gandering?
Anthony: N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-noo! -runs-
Judge: Yeah, you run away!
Anthony: -runs to Mrs. Lovett- I can't do it!
Mrs. Lovett: You tried your best, Anthony.
Anthony: Hey, what's Sweeney doing?
Sweeney: -bangs his head on a wall- Angst…angst…angst…
Mrs. Lovett: He's a little odd today, haven't you noticed?
Anthony: Maybe he's in lo-o-ove!
Mrs. Lovett: Who'd fall in love with such an a-
Anthony: -interrupts- Maybe he needs a HUG!
Sweeney: I don't want a hug!
Anthony: Give me a hug, Mr. Todd!
Sweeney: NO!
Anthony: Hug! -hugs him-
Sweeney: I'll wound you! -pulls out razor-
Anthony: Ah! Ah! Ah!
Beadle: -appears- What is this rumpus?
Anthony: Mr. Todd sliced me!
Sweeney: Anthony invaded my personal bubble!
Beadle: Methinks some severe punishment is in order…The two of you will be dragged by your ears to the jail, where a drunken judge will be waiting with a cactus and a croquet mallet. Now go and-
Sweeney: slits his throat
Beggar woman: -appears- Hahaha! Man, that was awesome, guys!
Anthony: Thanks random woman!
Beggar woman: Are you still full of that vengeful angst, Sweeney?
Sweeney: Yes.
Beggar woman: Well that's just fantastic!
Mrs. Lovett: Eww! What's that spell?
Anthony: Why, it's the Beadle's best murder of all!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!
Beggar woman: -randomly flies away-
Sweeney: Everyone- make a wish!