The Heroes meet the Millenium...
this is where the characters of LoD come to my world where me and Raps are living
Believe me this WILL be funny...oh and Hasch is an abbriviation for that old dude, can remember how to spell his name ^_^;;
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Here we are in Bale castle...where our heroes...are 'relaxing'...if you must...i call it 'listening to shana bitch and tell crappy stories...' ^_^ well anyways...*sweat drop*
Shana: and then...oh...dear...i forgot...
Rose: (thank god...) oh...too bad!...*rolls eyes*
Meru: IM HYPER! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *runs around flailing her arms in the air*
Dart: *smacks forhead* well...at least she isnt swinging her hamme..*falls to the ground as he gets smacked in the face with Meru's hammer* ...*grinds his teeth*
Meru: OOPSIES!!! *sweat drop*
Kongol: BOOM BOOM BAM BAM!!! HAHAHAHA!
Rose: *walks out the throne room door sighing loudly*
they all blink and see a little light from the ceiling...and with cheap computer graphics a boy appears
Shana: i remember now!!!
the boy growls and throws a gerbil at Shana
Shana: *screams* GET IT OFFF!!!!
the boy chuckles and snaps his fingers and with VERY cheap graphics (we are talking 8 bits here!) a Raptor appears
Albert: *jaw drop*
Dart: oh for the love of god...
Hasch: well spank me and call me pappy i think Raps has a new boyfriend, a little young eh?
The boy leers at Hasch and throws a rock at him knocking him unconcious
Boy: SILENCE MONKEY! oh...*sweat drop* my name is Brian, but you lousy pieces of crap, except Meru can call me Bri!
Meru: *giggles* nice to meet ya!
Raps: ANGEL!!! *tackles Albert*
Bri: *rolls his eyes* well...we are here to take you to my world, in the year 2001...
Meru: WAY COOL!
Doel and Emily walk in...
Emily: oh god...a 13 year old schitzo-wannabe comedian is here...how lovely...
Bri: *leer* your supposed to be nice! remember i decide the type of tourture ya get!
Emily: whatever *eye roll*
Doel: *chuckles* PANSY ASS HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND, and what happened with that pink getup with the cat?
All: *glare at Doel*
Dart: dont remind me...
Bri: enough bather time to go to the future!!! *snaps his fingers and they slowly start to disappear*
Raps: damn mac! slow piece of shit! *kicks mac*
Bri: i swear to god i had a windows...*glares at Raps*
Raps: ok...i switched them out...
finally they disappear and land in Brian's house
Meru: *rubs her ass* that hurt....wanna do it again!?
Rose: for the love of god no...
Dart: wheres Emily?
They spot Emily by a tree and she looks up at them with a bushy tail sticking out of her mouth....
Doel: BAD GIRL! *smacks Emily upside the head*
Emily coughs up the squirel which throws a nut at her, leaving her with a lump on her head
Meru: *wanders off to the alleys*
Meru spots a Drug dealer and runs up to him
Meru: GOT ANY SUGAR!?
Drug Dealer: no...i dont...wait....yes..i do got some 'sugar'
The drug dealer pulls out a bag of crack
Meru:is this sugar special?
Drug Dealer: yeah...you snort it, or cook it and eat it with a spoon or you can smoke it...
Meru: *looks confused* ok whatever!
Drug Dealer: pay up...175$
Meru: a little steep for sugar....but...ok!
Meru pays up and skips along to the others, which are sitting around watching the cars go by...
Meru: I GOT SOME SUGAR!!!
Lloyd: DUDE! GIMME SOME!!!
Meru: he said we have to snort it...
Dart: whatever...
Raps and Bri look at each other confused...
Raps: me and Brian wont have any...we are not hungry...
the poor LoD characters snort the crack and pass out...they wake up in a house...
Shana: i dont feel so good...*pukes on Dart*
Dart: BITCH! *smacks Shana*
Shana: *cries*
All: SHUT UPPP!!!
Shana: *whimpers*
Bri: ey! dont puke in my house! the bathroom is in the hall...
Shana runs to the bathroom
Bri: i swear to god im gonna kill her!!!
Dart: hey dont do that!!!
Bri: shut up Dart!
Bri takes out his trusty dagger and stabs Dart in the head
All:...
Raps: i never liked him anyways..
Shana walks in and gasps
Bri: . i hate you too! *throws a chipmunk at her*
The chipmunk claws shana to death.
Hasch: KONGOL! STOP TOUCHING MY ASS!
Kongol: KONGOL NO FEEL GOOD....*holds his mouth*
Brian sighs and snaps his fingers sending him to the bathroom
Bri: why is it so fast now!?
Raps: i got the DSL to work!
Bri: thank god...well, everyone we can relax, meru come with me!
Mirranda walks in with an angry look on her face....
Mirranda: i swear to ******* god! im so ******* pissed with you!!! Die BITCH!!!
Bri: *yawns* whatever *grabs her hands and flings her onto his bed*
Brian walks away with meru and raps, raps clings on the Albert, Kongol walks up to Brian
Kongol: KONGOL STUFF UP TOILET
Brian leers at Kongol and gives him the finger, Brian takes out a goofy looking sword and stabs Kongol
Raps: your pissed today arent you? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *squeezes Albert*
They enter the living room...Brian sits in front of his playstation and hands Meru a controler...
Bri: believe me....i will beat your ass down!
Meru: *looks in the corner* there....no...nononononno!!! *sees a christina aguliera monster* EEP!
Bri: whats wrong?
Meru: i saw christina aguliera!!!!
Brian hugs Meru, who is in deep shock...Brian hears a scream from his room, when he looks in his room rose, mirranda, and lloyd are swaying back and forth saying "cant sleep, the 'bad ass chicks from the moulin rouge' will eat me!!!"
Bri: snap outta it! *throws water on them*
Meru: *wanders in* ACK! the...moulin rouge!!!
Brian takes the crack and snorts it...he starts to see a blur on the wall...but when it appears....this sign saying the moulin rouge appears....
Bri: ACK!!! MYA!!!!! *cries*
Meru: Christina!!!! EEP!
Rose: Lil' Kim!!!! ARGGGG!
Lloyd + Mirranda: Pink too!!! EEEEEPP!!! AHHHHH!!
Raps wanders in...
Raps: is there something on the wall...?
Rose: Where's all mah soul sistas,Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas
Bri: Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Bri: Struttin' her stuff on the street,She said, Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go? Oh! uh huh
All but Raps:Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Rose: What What, What what
Bri: ooh oh
All:Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Raps: *backs away* you got me singing it....ARGGGG!!! *plugs her ears, but the sound still remains...*
Lloyd: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Mirranda: Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
Emily starts dancing
both:All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
yeah
All:Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Raps: for the love of god!!!!
Albert starts to dance...
All: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Rose: yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad a** chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
bottle case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
All: Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
Meru: hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more
Lloyd and Mirranda: Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5
Bri: Sleepin' the grey flannel life
All: Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
All:Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)
Doel:Christina...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Pink... (Lady Marmalade)
Lil' Kim...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Mya...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...(baby)
Moulin Rouge... (0h)
Misdemeanor here...
All:Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......
Raps starts crying in a corner bonking her head...
Raps: make it go away...make it go away....make it go away...
this is where the characters of LoD come to my world where me and Raps are living
Believe me this WILL be funny...oh and Hasch is an abbriviation for that old dude, can remember how to spell his name ^_^;;
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Here we are in Bale castle...where our heroes...are 'relaxing'...if you must...i call it 'listening to shana bitch and tell crappy stories...' ^_^ well anyways...*sweat drop*
Shana: and then...oh...dear...i forgot...
Rose: (thank god...) oh...too bad!...*rolls eyes*
Meru: IM HYPER! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *runs around flailing her arms in the air*
Dart: *smacks forhead* well...at least she isnt swinging her hamme..*falls to the ground as he gets smacked in the face with Meru's hammer* ...*grinds his teeth*
Meru: OOPSIES!!! *sweat drop*
Kongol: BOOM BOOM BAM BAM!!! HAHAHAHA!
Rose: *walks out the throne room door sighing loudly*
they all blink and see a little light from the ceiling...and with cheap computer graphics a boy appears
Shana: i remember now!!!
the boy growls and throws a gerbil at Shana
Shana: *screams* GET IT OFFF!!!!
the boy chuckles and snaps his fingers and with VERY cheap graphics (we are talking 8 bits here!) a Raptor appears
Albert: *jaw drop*
Dart: oh for the love of god...
Hasch: well spank me and call me pappy i think Raps has a new boyfriend, a little young eh?
The boy leers at Hasch and throws a rock at him knocking him unconcious
Boy: SILENCE MONKEY! oh...*sweat drop* my name is Brian, but you lousy pieces of crap, except Meru can call me Bri!
Meru: *giggles* nice to meet ya!
Raps: ANGEL!!! *tackles Albert*
Bri: *rolls his eyes* well...we are here to take you to my world, in the year 2001...
Meru: WAY COOL!
Doel and Emily walk in...
Emily: oh god...a 13 year old schitzo-wannabe comedian is here...how lovely...
Bri: *leer* your supposed to be nice! remember i decide the type of tourture ya get!
Emily: whatever *eye roll*
Doel: *chuckles* PANSY ASS HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND, and what happened with that pink getup with the cat?
All: *glare at Doel*
Dart: dont remind me...
Bri: enough bather time to go to the future!!! *snaps his fingers and they slowly start to disappear*
Raps: damn mac! slow piece of shit! *kicks mac*
Bri: i swear to god i had a windows...*glares at Raps*
Raps: ok...i switched them out...
finally they disappear and land in Brian's house
Meru: *rubs her ass* that hurt....wanna do it again!?
Rose: for the love of god no...
Dart: wheres Emily?
They spot Emily by a tree and she looks up at them with a bushy tail sticking out of her mouth....
Doel: BAD GIRL! *smacks Emily upside the head*
Emily coughs up the squirel which throws a nut at her, leaving her with a lump on her head
Meru: *wanders off to the alleys*
Meru spots a Drug dealer and runs up to him
Meru: GOT ANY SUGAR!?
Drug Dealer: no...i dont...wait....yes..i do got some 'sugar'
The drug dealer pulls out a bag of crack
Meru:is this sugar special?
Drug Dealer: yeah...you snort it, or cook it and eat it with a spoon or you can smoke it...
Meru: *looks confused* ok whatever!
Drug Dealer: pay up...175$
Meru: a little steep for sugar....but...ok!
Meru pays up and skips along to the others, which are sitting around watching the cars go by...
Meru: I GOT SOME SUGAR!!!
Lloyd: DUDE! GIMME SOME!!!
Meru: he said we have to snort it...
Dart: whatever...
Raps and Bri look at each other confused...
Raps: me and Brian wont have any...we are not hungry...
the poor LoD characters snort the crack and pass out...they wake up in a house...
Shana: i dont feel so good...*pukes on Dart*
Dart: BITCH! *smacks Shana*
Shana: *cries*
All: SHUT UPPP!!!
Shana: *whimpers*
Bri: ey! dont puke in my house! the bathroom is in the hall...
Shana runs to the bathroom
Bri: i swear to god im gonna kill her!!!
Dart: hey dont do that!!!
Bri: shut up Dart!
Bri takes out his trusty dagger and stabs Dart in the head
All:...
Raps: i never liked him anyways..
Shana walks in and gasps
Bri: . i hate you too! *throws a chipmunk at her*
The chipmunk claws shana to death.
Hasch: KONGOL! STOP TOUCHING MY ASS!
Kongol: KONGOL NO FEEL GOOD....*holds his mouth*
Brian sighs and snaps his fingers sending him to the bathroom
Bri: why is it so fast now!?
Raps: i got the DSL to work!
Bri: thank god...well, everyone we can relax, meru come with me!
Mirranda walks in with an angry look on her face....
Mirranda: i swear to ******* god! im so ******* pissed with you!!! Die BITCH!!!
Bri: *yawns* whatever *grabs her hands and flings her onto his bed*
Brian walks away with meru and raps, raps clings on the Albert, Kongol walks up to Brian
Kongol: KONGOL STUFF UP TOILET
Brian leers at Kongol and gives him the finger, Brian takes out a goofy looking sword and stabs Kongol
Raps: your pissed today arent you? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *squeezes Albert*
They enter the living room...Brian sits in front of his playstation and hands Meru a controler...
Bri: believe me....i will beat your ass down!
Meru: *looks in the corner* there....no...nononononno!!! *sees a christina aguliera monster* EEP!
Bri: whats wrong?
Meru: i saw christina aguliera!!!!
Brian hugs Meru, who is in deep shock...Brian hears a scream from his room, when he looks in his room rose, mirranda, and lloyd are swaying back and forth saying "cant sleep, the 'bad ass chicks from the moulin rouge' will eat me!!!"
Bri: snap outta it! *throws water on them*
Meru: *wanders in* ACK! the...moulin rouge!!!
Brian takes the crack and snorts it...he starts to see a blur on the wall...but when it appears....this sign saying the moulin rouge appears....
Bri: ACK!!! MYA!!!!! *cries*
Meru: Christina!!!! EEP!
Rose: Lil' Kim!!!! ARGGGG!
Lloyd + Mirranda: Pink too!!! EEEEEPP!!! AHHHHH!!
Raps wanders in...
Raps: is there something on the wall...?
Rose: Where's all mah soul sistas,Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas
Bri: Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Bri: Struttin' her stuff on the street,She said, Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go? Oh! uh huh
All but Raps:Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Rose: What What, What what
Bri: ooh oh
All:Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Raps: *backs away* you got me singing it....ARGGGG!!! *plugs her ears, but the sound still remains...*
Lloyd: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Mirranda: Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
Emily starts dancing
both:All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
yeah
All:Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Raps: for the love of god!!!!
Albert starts to dance...
All: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Rose: yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad a** chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
bottle case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
All: Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
Meru: hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more
Lloyd and Mirranda: Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5
Bri: Sleepin' the grey flannel life
All: Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
All:Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)
Doel:Christina...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Pink... (Lady Marmalade)
Lil' Kim...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Mya...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...(baby)
Moulin Rouge... (0h)
Misdemeanor here...
All:Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......
Raps starts crying in a corner bonking her head...
Raps: make it go away...make it go away....make it go away...