Why me?
Why do I have to do paperwork?
Why me?
Because if I want to get to the top I have to do the work behind it.
Why me?
Why am I all the ladies man?
Because of my attitude and my looks is why they all love me.
Why me?
Why am I stuck with Lt. Riza Hawkeye who brings me work and shoots me if I fall asleep doing it?
Because I chose her.
Why me?
Why did I choose Hawkeye?
Because I love her.
Why do I love her?
Because I just do, and I'll always will.