Understanding Paula Part 2.
Its just funny to give Paula all those over the top personalities..considering she already has one..so here it is..
Glen rushes into the house and screams at the top of his lungs.
Glen: MOM!
Paula: Hey sweetie, you're back, so how was your date?
Glen: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SET ME UP ON A DATE WITH A GUY!!
Paula: OMG GOD! Glen, is this how I've raised you?? Since when did I teach you to discriminate and be prejudiced?
Glen: Mom, I'm not GAY!
Paula: tsk tsk..well boy, you'd never know if you don't give it a shot. It's called experimentation dear.
Glen: Are you crazy? Did I ever tell you that Aiden looks hot?
Paula: Now look Glen, you need to help that boy. He mindlessly sleeps around with all those girls because he's afraid of being himself. You've got to help him come out. He's just another suffering soul.
Glen: Oh so now Aiden's gay?
Paula: Have you been walking around with your eyes closed?? He's one of the girls Glen. The only reason why he works out with you is because he loves you. Do you seriously think he needs YOUR help to exercise?
Glen: Did Aiden tell you all this?
Paula: Oh yes dear, I tried to have a quickie with him last Friday, that's when he came out to me.
Glen: MOM!!