AN: This very short fic was the response to a prompt I got from CMiller13 on tumblr.
Prompt: SlayerQueen bromance (undertone Fuffy and SQ: meeting in a sort of ex-villainess anonymous, Faith and Regina compare blondes.
Regina frowned in disgust as yet another villainess spoke of her horrible past. Despite her own darkness and terrible deeds, she found herself having no sympathy for this woman.
"Shit and I thought I was twisted when I was all dark and crazy." A younger woman sitting behind her muttered. Regina looked at her and found herself staring at what at first glanced looked like a darker version of Emma Swan… with dark hair and dark eyes that spoke of a deeper darkness and pain than the savior's. It could also be the leather jacket and crude language. Regina noticed the sticker on her chest labeling her as 'Faith'. Interesting name for a villain.
"Never killed puppies to make yourself a new coat, dear?" Regina questioned. She couldn't help herself from speaking to this woman, the look of disgust on her face was quite amusing.
"Fuck no. I always wanted one as a pet… you know, all that wanting something to love shit. Though, I do know this guy who nailed one to a door, but he eventually got his soul back and rescued another puppy from a car." The long haired brunette shrugged.
"Never really wanted one myself, I had a horse. He was my best friend." She said sadly as she remembered her beloved Rocinante. "I'm not sure I want to meet your friend, I might fry him." She looked the black and white haired woman. "I might fry her for that matter. It can't possibly be considered evil, when she's the one killing puppies!"
The younger woman looked at her with curiosity. "You think she's still doing it?"
"Of course. Does she look truly remorseful? Something in her eyes tells me she isn't and that is not mentioning that hat of hers looks too much like my psychologist's dalmatian."
The leather clad woman tilted her head as she examined said hat with narrowed eyes and took a deep breath in a way that reminded Regina of Ruby when she was tracking a scent. "Well shit…you're right." The woman clenched her fists. "Would you let me stab her a little before you fry her?"
Regina considered her options. "As long as you don't mention it to my blonde moral compass."
The woman smirked. "As long as you don't mention it to mine, we're five by five. Last thing I need is another lecture in that 'because it's wrong' tone of hers."
"Hmm, I supposed my blonde can have this self-righteous tone as well…she gets it from her parents." She frowned disgusted. "Fortunately she is a lot more understanding and can actually see the world in shades of gray."
"Think she'd be too angry, if we off the bitch?"
"She might get it if I tell her as I give her that puppy she has been bugging me about for weeks now…if not, there's always chains." The former queen smirked.
"Kinky, aren't you?" The other woman laughed. "Sadly for me, chains are useless against my blonde's strength." She pouted.
Regina gave her a superior look. "Not if you reinforce them with magic."
Faith looked at her with a glint in her eyes Regina recognized as respect. "This might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
...They never did tell their blondes about the mysterious disappearance of the puppy murdering bitch.