"This thing cost me a fortune," said Ash as he slipped his huge, moist, Nervegear onto his head. He had been holding onto it for quite a long time, and it was covered in his sweat. Ash Ketchum had never dreamed that he could actually become Pokemon master after these long 7 years of training, but it had finally happened. And now that it happened, he decided to take a break and enter the mystical world of Sword Art Online. "Link, start!" Yelled Ash, and the Nervegear buzzed with excitement. Ash was quickly taken into a magical world where he could be anyone he wanted to be. Unfortunately, Ash is a dickhead and he made his avatar a female. Into the world of Sword Art he went, and Ash, or Ashe, as he went by now in the game, swiftly reached level 12 by nightfall. Nearing the end of his time in Sword Art, he decided to log out. But wait, he COULDN'T! xDDDDDDDDDD
Before he could react, she/he was sent to a large arena, where the gamemaster awaited. He talks about how the game is now locked, and no one can leave until they win or die. Ashe, in a panic, ran through the crowd, and bumped into a man, about his age, with flowing black hair and sexy ice-blue eyes. "O-Oh, I-I'm sorry..." Said Ashe, blushing and looking at his/her (idfk) feet. The man looked downwards at Ashe and said, "I'd be mad if you weren't so beautiful." Ashe, dumbstruck once again, fell to the floor and looked upwards at the man. "Who are you...?" She ashed. -(LOL) The sexy-ass dude looked down and rubbed his pecs passionately. "I'm Kirito. And I'm gonna be the one to protect you." - I jizzed while writing this line js