"NARUTO!" His name rang throughout the cemetery. "SASUKE!" The hairs on his arm stood as a blast of lightning was thrown at him.
"N-Naruto?"
"Hmph."
"What is this?"
He raised his clammy hand, "This is my devotion!"
Snorting in laughter, he raised an eyebrow and retorted, "What devotion?"
"WATER STYLE: CLAMMY PALM NO JUTSU!"
Grabbing his wrist, he threw him into a crypt, "clammy palm is right!"
Getting up, he raised both hands, "SECRET TECHNIQUE: DUAL SWEATY HANDS DEVASTATION!"
Walking over, he used two fingers to jab him in between his two lower ribs, "Let's not."
Blushing, he dropped his hands, "I...I...I forgot my lines."
"Ugh...you're so stupid! Get it together dammit!"
A stage hand reads him his lines, "Alright, alright, I got it!" He is then stabbed, and dies!
THE END