Show Outtakes

Show Outtakes

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING HERE!

Note: I'll make kind of outtakes, along with a whole blooper thing that takes place off-screen, along with the actual fake outtakes. Oh, and some ideas are from . Thanks guys!

(In an imaginary studio)

BtVS Outtake: "Angel"

Willow: Uh, eh, umm…Guys, what's the line again?

Joss: CUT! It's "Okay, here's something I gotta know. When Angel kissed you... I mean, before he turned into... how was it?" Could someone give me my anvil?

Ben: No way!

Ben 10: Alien Force Outtake (Kinda)

Ben: Man, that scene was crazy. (Drinks water) What the…I'm ten years old AGAIN?!

Director: Okay, who spiked Ben's drink with the Fountain of Youth's water?

Kevin: Tee-hee-hee-hee!

Director: KEVIN! Someone give me my anvil!

DP Outtake (Kind of)

Butch: Why is everyone turning into kids?

Ben: Hey, Butch. That kid-thing was supposed to happen in my show.

Jake: (screams)

Ben: Have a drink.

Butch: Thanks. Hey, this is spiked with Fountain of Youth.

Ben: Uh-oh. KEVIN, GET OUT OF THERE!

Kevin: I'm getting out, I'm getting out!

DP Outtake: D-Stabilized

Danny: Go ahead and destroy ghosts, but would you take part in destroying a human?

Valerie: Danny, can we go out on a date?

Butch: Cut! Val, why did you ask him out? He's already taken.

Valerie: Because of a study thing! Sam's coming, too.

Butch: So why ask him out now?

Valerie: It was the perfect opportunity!

Dani: We all know what will happen if Val and Butch get into a fight, people!

Danny: Right!

Valerie: You stupid man! Take this! (Throws ecto-plasmic blast)

Butch: (Shields himself) Ha! Is that what you can do?

(Butch and Valerie start destroying the studio)

Ben: Anyone want a soda at Veg Out?

Danny: Right behind you!

Angel Outtake: "Redefinition"

Cordelia: No... I mean, yes, but no!

Wesley: Sweetened baby.

Joss: CUUT! Wes, the line is hypocrite!

Wesley: What do you mean? I like Cordelia!

Joss: But you have to say hypocrite! It's in the script!

Wesley: I was saving it for Gunn!

Gunn: Hey! You're unfair!

Joss: Cameraman! Roll AGAIN!

AD: JL Outtake: "Bodyguard Duty"

Spud: It's physically impossible for me to touch my tongue to my nose.

(Trixie doesn't shove Spud's tongue to his nose.)

Director: CUUT! Trixie, you were supposed to do something to his tongue.

Trixie: I'm his friend!

Director: DO AS I SAY!

Trixie: Do you have the Reality Gauntlet, Danny?

Danny: Yeah. (Gives Trixie the Reality Gauntlet)

Trixie: (Waves it slowly) Your script was terrible, and you will not question me again!

Director: My script was terrible, and I will not question you again.

Jake: High-five!

Trixie: Yeah!