This is from Agents of Shield the television series. I do not own any characters in Agents of Shield or the Marvel universe.
Agent Colson: You must be Lucas Grant! Director Colson, welcome to the Shield Challenge.
Lucas Grant: Nice to meet you sir!
Agent Coulson: Likewise. Best of luck. You were selected from a pool of eligible applicants. There will be a series of tests you need to undertake. I will let my team know you have arrived.
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Agent Skye: Hey AC, think we can up the ante for him? I did some light digging into his past, and something in his file doesn't quite add up. Look I just need the test to be an hour longer. Perhaps Fitz could try out that new invention of his.
Agent Fitz: Oh, hell yes! That would be brilliant. I could test MAX and-and introduce the electro-magnetic…. umm, Jemma help me out here…. uh-whatever gravitation limit?
Agent Coulson: Fitz, you have one hour to set up your newest prototype. Skye, I've got a new job for you…. time for you to connect to Romeo.
Agent Skye: Urgh, seriously?! Why don't you ask May – she'll sort him out alright…. or Simmons?
Agent May: You're on your own here.
Agent Skye: Gee, thanks for the support guys. Okay-okay I'm off. Wish me luck with Romeo. And Simmons make sure Fitz doesn't blow up the lab!
Agent Coulson: Don't blow the mission, since this Shield Challenge doesn't exist to begin with.
Agent May: Just keep him talking, we'll pull you out if there's any problems. Anyway, you'll have contestant number two to help you out.
Agent Coulson: Oh yes, I forgot to mention, Simmons has offered to step in as number two.
Agent Skye: You're kidding! She is all over HYDRA's database for betraying them and wanted! And no offence, you can't lie to save your life.
Agent Simmons: Don't be daft, I'll be wearing a wig and contacts and a full makeover. Oh yeah, I go by the name of Miss Adams.
Agent Skye: I'll definitely need that backup May if something goes terribly wrong.
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Agent Skye: Oh hey! Lucas right! ….and you must be Miss Adams…. I'm Skye, the hacker…. this machine test was designed by Fitz…. the whole gadget thingy, not even going to go into detail about the stuff – too technical for my brain to handle.
Lucas Grant: So, any chance you're free for dinner?
Agent Skye: Oh, I like you! – Are you asking me out?
Agent Fitz: Excuse me, am I interrupting something.
Miss Adams (Simmons): Not at all…. Lucas was just drooling all over Miss Hacker over there.
Agent Skye: For your information I am an Agent of Shield, you should show some respect.
Lucas Grant: That's right. She is a representative of Shield. Apologise to her at once.
Miss Adams (Simmons): Well sorry, A.G.E.N.T.
Agent Fitz: So, Right, I'm Fitz…. I connected the electromagnetic chambers and…. wait, so you're the girl who made my life a complete nightmare…. how on earth did you manage to get into the main control room! And then ramble the electric signals. Took me bloody ages to get it back and running!
Miss Adams (Simmons): Oops, sorry. Not so sorry, you guys definitely need better security. What?...
Agent Fitz: You bloody wrecked the entire course, and now I have to reprogram another prototype, do you know how long it takes to build?
Miss Adams (Simmons): Obviously your beloved prototype isn't so hard-proof. A trip back to the drawing board perhaps?
Agent Skye: Look, you and Fitz can continue your squabbling another time, but I have something important to attend to. Agent Coulson just wanted us to know that they are finalising the results and that he would be here shortly….and Romeo, if you're still free tonight, I'd love to have dinner. Underground paradise – 8pm. Meet me in the lobby, just say the code word LOLA.
Agent Fitz: Are you forgetting something Skye? – don't you have duty?
Agent Skye: Not anymore, thanks for volunteering – Oh Lucas, remember, code word is LOLA.
Lucas Grant: 8pm it is!
Agent Skye: Speak of the devil, punctual as always. Agent Coulson, here are Mr Grant and Miss Adams.
Agent Coulson: Thank you Agent Skye, I will take it from here.
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Agent Coulson: Underground paradise? Together with LOLA? That is the worst combination ever.
Agent Skye: Oh, shut up! What would you suggest then?
Agent May: Code TAHITI
Agent Coulson: HA. HA. Very funny.
Agent Skye: You know what, I've just remembered. Simmons you were amazing today. When did you get so good at lying?
Agent Simmons: It was just roleplaying. May's been helping me.
Agent Skye: May?!
Agent May: Someone had to give her a few lessons, without panicking and shooting agents.
Agent Simmons: It was self-defence.
Agent Skye: And where was my back-up when I needed it?
Agent Coulson: There was none, anyway you had the situation under control.
Agent May: Underground paradise…Code T.A.H.I.T.I - It's a magical place… You know this actually does work.
Agent Fitz: If you look at it this way, both of you turned out to be decent human beings…
Agent Skye: Correction?! Part alien here.
Agent Coulson: Of course, our very own resident Quake.
Agent Skye: It's not my problem I got my magical powers from a magical gene, from a magical place!
Agent Coulson: And I was just leaving…. very important project, absolutely top secret…
Agent Skye: That is gold! Winner! So, what is this top-secret project exactly? I on the other hand have a super top-secret Hydra sensitive project to hack into. However, if it's an upgrade to LOLA, count me in!
Agent Fitz: Me too, would love to work on the real LOLA?
Agent Coulson: Shut up Daisy! And NO, you may not touch LOLA at any time. That includes you Fitz!
Agent May: This never gets old.
Agent Skye: Shut up AC! – and May, you're not helping!
Agent May: Well Daisy, you better get to work on that sensitive project another time. We have training, or did conveniently forget?
Agent Skye: Oh man! I thought you forgot about that.
Agent May: They call me the Cavalry for a reason.
Agent Skye: I'm surrounded by idiots! Save me!
Agent Simmons: Well Fitz and I were just leaving. We have a secret sensitive DNA serum to work on.
Agent Coulson: Remember, I want everything on Romeo documented before the day is over.
Agent May: Ready for an ass-kicking session? – And NO powers.
Agent Fitz: Have fun Skye!
Agent Skye: Do I get immunity just this once? – Come on! I helped out to gather intel on Romeo.
Agent Coulson: Sorry Skye, my hands are tied for this one.
Agent May: Training starts in five.
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