There was a loud shuffling of papers as the akatsuki leader was about to say what he had gathered everyone for. Everyone was talking so loud it seemed like there was a siren blaring in their ears, so they spoke louder, and louder, and then it was time for him to speak.
"I have gathered you here to-" The leader stopped short, for none could hear him.
"I have gathered you here to-" He spoke louder, but still none could hear.
"I have gathered you here to-" He started again, practically screaming. None heard.
It was then that he blew his last fuse and jumped onto the table screaming.
"I have gathered you here to- Tobi, get that stick out of my eye!" Everyone turned to Tobi, who was withdrawing a dogwood stick from the leader's eye.
"Anyways, I have gathered you here to declare that we will now have a pancake Tuesday, casual Friday, and dance-off Wednesdays. I also declare that Deidara can blow up as many things as he wants, Itachi gets a free weasel poster, Kisame shall be beaten by a fish, and Tobi will be locked in a closet," Said the leader. "Hold on, someone wrote on this," He noticed. As it turns out, Deidara and Itachi had scribbled all over his papers, making it say what they wanted it to.
"We have a very special mission for Tobi, Deidara, Zetsu, Itachi, and Kisame. You are to go on a suicide mission in the land of darkness. You probably have never heard of the land of darkness, right? I will give you maps on the way out. The mission is to find a demon rabbit and bring it back here. The most distinctive things about it are the fact that it has black fur, and four ears. Bring it here," Explained the leader.
Later that night after the meeting, the janitor was sweeping the floors when he heard a weak "Hey, get me out of here," and banging coming from the closet.
The akatsuki leader, who argued upon letting him out, did not discover Tobi until the next day.
"Over here, I think I found something," said Zetsu, who was looking thru some foliage. It was rather hard finding him, for he blended in with the patch of Venus flytraps he was sitting in.
"Zetsu, that's a can," Said Deidara.
"It's an ear," Replied Zetsu "Give me something more specific that isn't a can."
"Ok, it's a TIN can," Said Deidara.
"No, wait, that's a can with a blimp in it!" Said Tobi from behind, who had somehow escaped from the closet. Everyone gave Tobi 'the look.' "It's deflated," he said, reaching into the can. Tobi then began to pull out a large, plastic sheet, which on the side said 'blimp 3000.'
"See?"
Everyone nodded. They continued nodding until they noticed Itachi hopping around on all fours. "Little bunny FooFoo, hopping in the forest," He said.
"What are you doing, Itachi?" asked Kisame.
"If were looking for a rabbit, we have to think like one," Itachi replied.
"Oh," said everyone.
In 5 minuets everyone was hopping around, squeaking and such.
"Little bunny FooFoo, hopping in the fore- THINK FAST!" Screamed Tobi, and threw a rock.
"Ouch, it's in my eye!" screamed Itachi, who now had a black eye.
"Your gunna die!" Screeched Kisame. Then the two began doing the hamster dance. Deidara then ran up to Kisame and screamed at him like he was a ten- foot worm.
"I thought we had something special!" Yelled Tobi. Kisame then screamed and ran around like a bomb was about to go off. He ran until he tripped over a tree root and fell flat on his face.
"Over there!" Said Deidara, pointing to a small, extremely cute rabbit that was completely black. It had four ears.
"Oh, it's so cute!" Said Zetsu. "This is what we came for!" The rabbit then ran over to Deidara and bit him.
"Oh, how dare you!" He screamed "Im going to bite you back for that!" He screamed, chasing the rabbit. He never succeeded.
"Well, That went well, you brought it back," Said the Akatsuki leader once they had returned. He smiled at them and pushed them all into a closet at locked the door.
Later that night, the janitor came to sweep the floors when he heard a ghastly 'someone help, get us out,' and no one saw that janitor again.