Why does she want me?!
It's not like I actually like her!
Wherever I go, she's there following me.
And calling me…gulp…'Sonnikun'…
Doesn't she know I don't like her that way?!
Well…I like her as a friend…but nothing more!
I also like her emerald green eyes…her soft pink hair…her gor- HEY WAIT!
I don't like her emerald eyes or her soft pink hair!
Well…I do but…
Oh this sucks.
I don't WANT to like her.
I WILL NOT like her.
I SHAN'T like her.
I do like her.
…
Oh My God.
I'm gonna go bang my head on the wall.
2 days after Sonic banged his head on the wall, he confessed his love to Amy Rose. She's still knocked out.