Hatamaniacs

Prologue: To Milky way or bust.

A new crossover idea I was thinking, involving the Warner Brothers getting into all sorts of zany trouble with Hat Kid.


Space, It was beautiful and endless. If you got lost in it. You're in trouble.

Which was exactly what three space traveling siblings were in.

"Well, That was a great escape plan." Yakko Warner said sarcastically as he and his sibling sat on the detached water tower, In fairness. Using the water tower as a makeshift rocket seemed like a great idea at the time. "One moment your barreling upwards from a studio lot. Next, your stranded twenty-million miles from home with no hope of returning." Yakko said getting up to look around.

"At least it's pretty." Dot said pulling out her new shiny pink cell phone, she then took a few selfies. "Drat, No service. I knew I should've gotten the intergalactic data plan." She said sighing.

"You know ever since you got that phone. You have been kinda the tech savvy of us." Yakko implied Dot shrugged.

"Hey, It's 2018, Someone gotta stay streetwise." Dot said taking another selfie.

"We better find a pit stop soon. I'm almost out of the astronaut food." Wakko said slurping from a plastic tube.

The two siblings looked at each other. "You do know that's toothpaste right?" Yakko said pointing.

"Oh...That explains the minty aftertaste." Wakko said before eating the whole tube. "Where are we?"

"I don't know, Let's asked for directions," Yakko said looking around. "How about that guy?" He said pointing.

Coming towards them was a dark vessel. A clawed grabber came out the hatch in the bottom and grabbed the destroyed water tower and pulled them in. The Warners jumped off as the tower was pulled into a hanger like area. "Careful, Sibs." Yakko said warning, Dot turned to the sound of tiny footsteps. "We're probably facing a horrible alien monster with razor sharp claws and-"

"An adorable wardrobe!" Dot exclaimed. The two turned to the source of Dot's excitement. There's standing before them was a little girl with brown hair. She wore a dark purple coat with a yellow cape, white pants, and brown boots, on her head was a dark purple hat with a yellow line along its brim.

"Hi!" The girl waved.


The girl, whose name is Hat Kid, Was an intergalactic space traveler on a journey home. Upon seeing the Warners plight. She welcomed them aboard with opened arms.

"Got another load here!" Yakko said whilst driving a bulldozer, Pushing a pile of pillows to an even larger mountain fluff. In the following hours the Warners got aboard her spaceship. The four have grown together fast, due to their permanent state of juvenile, they had so much in common, The Warners were wowed by the Hat Kid's colorful spaceship, never-ending snack supply, gadgets and assortment of video games. After getting to know each other better, Hat Kid offered the Warners to stay as part of her non-existent crew, which, they were more than happily agreed to.

"Put it next to the foyer!" Hat Kid squeaked, She was quiet most of the time, but was nosy in having fun. Yakko then backed up the bulldozer he was driving with his pillow load.

"I need your opinion on the blankets." Dot said showing Hat Kid a green striped blanket. "Is this alright?" Hat Kid gave a thumbs up. She then looked at the crayon-drawn blueprint of the pillow fort she and her new friends were building.

"Hey, Hatty, We put in the main hallway, But the left support is a little shakey." Wakko said walking up to her carrying an armful of pillows. "Think we should lighten it?" Hat Kid nodded. Wakko then pulled out a sledge hammer and proceded to wreck the shakey part of the fort.


Dear Dairy...Best day ever!

I made three new friends today, The Warner Brothers (And Warner sister!) They sorta got lost in space after an escape plan involving a water tower went haywire.

Luckily I was in the neighborhood and gave them a lift.

Yakko's the smartest and funniest of the three. While Wakko knows how to eat!

Dot is super cool, she let me take pictures with her neato phone (I sooooo jelly of her and her friggin cute phone XD)

They even agreed to join me on my space journey, It was loney making this pilgrimage back home to Chronotopia, But I feel better now I have friends sharing it with. After all, A journey is best shared together, right. Welp, My sugar crash is about to happened. So I better turn in.

Hat Kid closed her dairy before looking back at her new friends who were sleeping on a pile of pillows. She then hid her dairy away before climbing up her hideout's ladder and out from the pillow fort. She then walked over tirely to her bed as she climbed up in the kingsize bed and set her hat on the nightstand.

As the four slept happy dreams in their happy homes. The computer in the main room of Hat Kid's ship began to blink as words appeared on the screen.

Unkown planet detected. Arrival to the planet in one week...WARNING, RECORDS READ THAT PLANET'S SCAN MATCHES WITH THE RECORDS OF "THE TIME PIECE INCIDENT" WHICH HAPPENED ONE-HUNDRED YEARS AGO, DETOUR ADVISE, WARNING-


"Mafia does not think this is good idea."

"Mafia should just shut up and light the rocket, Mafia is going to space!"

To be contiued...?


Well that's not foreshadowing...

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