Born Under A Weird Sign
A Little Song About Us Authors
Concept: DeadeyeDave--Written By: Mr. Crash
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*Scene opens in a small, dark hallway. Sounds of talking can be heard a little ways off. View goes forward, like a cameraman walking. You pass a sign that says "Tonight: When Writers Got The Blues, preformed by Mr. Crash and DeadeyeDave. Only here, at the Writer's Jazz Corner."
Camera continues forward. You can see a smoke-filled room. A man is just walking off-stage, and there is light clapping. A man is heard speaking. *
"And that was Ash the Wanderer, with 'Perpetual Angst.' And now, tonight's special, the group Whipped Butter." *There is some scattered applause* "With the authors DeadeyeDave," *clapping slightly increases* "Mr. Crash," *Clapping increases more* "and Kris-Sama." *more clapping*
*Music starts playing. DeadeyeDave is playing the lead guitar, Mr. Crash is playing the bass, and Kris-Sama is playing the drums. The introduction goes on for a little while, then Mr. Crash starts singing*
"Boooooooorn under a weird sign,
Been called straaaaaaaange, insane and off the wall,
If it wasn't for fanfics,
I wouldn't have no life at all."
My Microsoft Works,
My only friend.
I've been nuts,
Ever since I was ten!
Boooooooorn under a weird sign,
Been called straaaaaaaange, insane and off the wall,
If it wasn't for fanfics,
I wouldn't have no life at all.
A fic that's reviewed,
Z'all I crave,
Relena and Zelda,
Gonna' carry me to my grave!
Boooooooorn under a weird sign,
Been called straaaaaaaange, insane and off the wall,
If it wasn't for fanfics,
I wouldn't haaaave no life at all.
(Music continues playing, and Deadeye starts getting off some seriously nice riffs. There is some excellent bass by Mr. Crash, and Kris-Sama is, of course, playing the drums with expertise.
After a bit more music, the singing continues)
My typing programs,
Been my only friend.
I've been crazy,
Since even 'fore I was ten!
Boooooorn under a weird sign.
Been called straaaaaaaange, insane and off the wall.
If it wasn't for fanfics,
I wouldn't have no,
If it wasn't for every fanfic,
I wouldn't have no life at all.
Boooorn under a weird sign.
Boooorn under a weeeeeeiiiird sign!
(The music to the refrain continues playing, but Mr. Crash is speaking)
You know, I don't really have a life. So, if I didn't have fanfics, I'd have anti-life. How strange. Oh well. Hope you enjoyed the song.
(Music ends. Relatively strong clapping is heard. With a bit of a wave, each member walks off stage. A few burly men walk out and move the drums off the stage. The announcer is heard again.)
"And that was the group Whipped Butter, with the song, 'Born Under A Weird Sign.' And up next, ~*Misty Dawn*~, with the song 'Hyrulian Blues.'"
The End
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Ah, nothing like a bit of Blues to mellow you out. For anyone who is being accurate, this was done to the tune of the Cream adaptation of 'Born Under A Bad Sign', not the original version.
And, you probably didn't pick this up, but we called ourselves Whipped Butter because whipped butter is basically what cream is, and since the song was adaptation we parodied was by Cream…
The original concept for the song was invented by DeadeyeDave, but I, Mr. Crash, was the one who actually fleshed it out and put it into writing.
Kudos to Kris-Sama for letting us use him in this fic.
Should we write more about bands coming up on the stage at the Writer's Jazz Corner? You decide.
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A Little Song About Us Authors
Concept: DeadeyeDave--Written By: Mr. Crash
***
*Scene opens in a small, dark hallway. Sounds of talking can be heard a little ways off. View goes forward, like a cameraman walking. You pass a sign that says "Tonight: When Writers Got The Blues, preformed by Mr. Crash and DeadeyeDave. Only here, at the Writer's Jazz Corner."
Camera continues forward. You can see a smoke-filled room. A man is just walking off-stage, and there is light clapping. A man is heard speaking. *
"And that was Ash the Wanderer, with 'Perpetual Angst.' And now, tonight's special, the group Whipped Butter." *There is some scattered applause* "With the authors DeadeyeDave," *clapping slightly increases* "Mr. Crash," *Clapping increases more* "and Kris-Sama." *more clapping*
*Music starts playing. DeadeyeDave is playing the lead guitar, Mr. Crash is playing the bass, and Kris-Sama is playing the drums. The introduction goes on for a little while, then Mr. Crash starts singing*
"Boooooooorn under a weird sign,
Been called straaaaaaaange, insane and off the wall,
If it wasn't for fanfics,
I wouldn't have no life at all."
My Microsoft Works,
My only friend.
I've been nuts,
Ever since I was ten!
Boooooooorn under a weird sign,
Been called straaaaaaaange, insane and off the wall,
If it wasn't for fanfics,
I wouldn't have no life at all.
A fic that's reviewed,
Z'all I crave,
Relena and Zelda,
Gonna' carry me to my grave!
Boooooooorn under a weird sign,
Been called straaaaaaaange, insane and off the wall,
If it wasn't for fanfics,
I wouldn't haaaave no life at all.
(Music continues playing, and Deadeye starts getting off some seriously nice riffs. There is some excellent bass by Mr. Crash, and Kris-Sama is, of course, playing the drums with expertise.
After a bit more music, the singing continues)
My typing programs,
Been my only friend.
I've been crazy,
Since even 'fore I was ten!
Boooooorn under a weird sign.
Been called straaaaaaaange, insane and off the wall.
If it wasn't for fanfics,
I wouldn't have no,
If it wasn't for every fanfic,
I wouldn't have no life at all.
Boooorn under a weird sign.
Boooorn under a weeeeeeiiiird sign!
(The music to the refrain continues playing, but Mr. Crash is speaking)
You know, I don't really have a life. So, if I didn't have fanfics, I'd have anti-life. How strange. Oh well. Hope you enjoyed the song.
(Music ends. Relatively strong clapping is heard. With a bit of a wave, each member walks off stage. A few burly men walk out and move the drums off the stage. The announcer is heard again.)
"And that was the group Whipped Butter, with the song, 'Born Under A Weird Sign.' And up next, ~*Misty Dawn*~, with the song 'Hyrulian Blues.'"
The End
***
Ah, nothing like a bit of Blues to mellow you out. For anyone who is being accurate, this was done to the tune of the Cream adaptation of 'Born Under A Bad Sign', not the original version.
And, you probably didn't pick this up, but we called ourselves Whipped Butter because whipped butter is basically what cream is, and since the song was adaptation we parodied was by Cream…
The original concept for the song was invented by DeadeyeDave, but I, Mr. Crash, was the one who actually fleshed it out and put it into writing.
Kudos to Kris-Sama for letting us use him in this fic.
Should we write more about bands coming up on the stage at the Writer's Jazz Corner? You decide.
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