I'll invade Earth with force and power
Dib and the humans will surely cower
For I will rule with an iron fist
"Pipe down!" the teacher Bitters hissed
Now I remember I am at Skool
Playing by the enemy's rules
Earthslug Dib watches me with evil in his eyes
Hoping for evidence that I let fly
But he shall get nothing more from me
'Cause I have it all planned out, you see
When Dib is a slave and doom comes to him
I'll be pronounced Almighty Shortest Zim!