I could feel Alice's wrath growing by the second. I had locked myself in the bathroom and forced Alice to stand still unable to do anything. I even hid her visions from her. Suddenly the door burst open. Edward was laughing as he forced me out of the bathroom.
"Your so mean sometimes!" I shouted kicking him and punching him but he just ignored my feeble attempts to escape.
"This is kidnapping!" I cried angrily.
"Naw its just nerves. It'll be over soon Then you can get your new Harley." Edward smirked.
"Jasper you don't need to stalk me… I'm not going to kill her… on her wedding night." Alice smirked then left the church with Jasper still stalking her.
"Edward we can't get married…" I whispered in shock."Yes we can. Hurry up and get dressed." Edward smiled.
"I mean seriously we can't my dress is gone!" I cried in walked in and smiled.
"Jessica is wearing quite the dress… You might even say it's bride material." She said hissing that last word.
"Nice wedding! A stupid wolf, a thief, and a distressed bride-to-be vampire! Great right?"
"Shut-up!" Edward growled. Rosalie looked like she had just been slapped, and let's just say Emmett had to restrain Rosalie then. As they left Edward turned to me.
"How'd you become a vampire anyway Bella?" Edward asked making me flush.
"Hey Emmett can you change me into a vampire?" I asked feeling bored as she switched through channels on the T.V..
"Awesome I wanted something to do!" After Emmett bit me we were both laughing. "Tell Edward it was your idea okay?" Emmett said nervously.
Emmett stuck me in his sound proof closet for three days. Everyone covered for me with Edward. Great parenting right?
"Uh… I don't know." I said 's when Rosalie actually ratted her husband out, and when the groom and best man started a fight. Of course they both just wound up in tattered rags right before the wedding… (nobody asked why…) Jacob was writing love songs for Jessica as she bragged about stealing my dress… This was the funniest wedding ever!