Forest: Ok, right now this story has no title.
Hiei: Hn. If it has no title, why are you going to bother writing it? It's just a waste of everyone's time.
Forest: Deuce, go ahead.
Deuce: Wumpf. Runs up, knocks Hiei over and sits on his back
Hiei: Ugh, get this dog off of me!
Forest: evil grin Say you're sorry.
Hiei: I'm...sorry
Forest: score one point for team me! Ok Deucer get off.
InuYasha: Is there any point in me being here?
Forest: Of course! You guys are going to be in my story!
Hiei: A story about what exactly?
Forest: Whatever I want. You aren't going to be the only ones in my story though...
Hiei: Who else is going to be tortured with you and this psychotic dog?
Forest: InuYasha can you hand me that rock?
InuYasha: Huh? Oh this one? Picks up rock and passes it to Forest
Forest: Yes thank you. Chucks it at Hiei's head. NO ONE INSULTS MY DOG!
Ahem.Well it should please you all to know that Kurama is going to be in the story too!
Lisa: KURAMA??!! WHERE?!?
Forest: Lisa this isn't your story.
Lisa: But I need Kurama.
Forest: GO!
Inuyasha: Who the hell is Kurama? And who's this shorty?
Hiei: I'm Hiei, and don't call me short you mutt.
Inuyasha: Who're you calling a mutt?
Kurama: Let's not have any bloodshed.
Forest: He's right! And now its time for the story to commence! I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or Inuyasha, but if I did, Kurama would probably be tied up in Lisa's closet after being stolen, Hiei would never wear a shirt and InuYasha would wear 21st century clothes.
Notes!: Forest's human name is Michelle, she is 5, 9 and has long brown hair, and grey eyes. Jon or the frog is her brother, Ali is her sister, and Scott is Ali's boyfriend.Deuce is Forest's Border collie/ German Sheppard dog.
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"Shell wake up!" A little boy of 12 years yelled at his older sister as she lay face down on her bed.
"Wha do you want?" She said groggily. She definitely wasn't a morning person.
"Nothing! I just wanted to see if you would actually wake up!" He said with a laugh, and turned around and ran out the door. "Stupid evil little frog." She muttered angrily. She sighed and poked her sleeping dog at the foot of her bed. "Deucer, wake up, it's time for breakfast." He wagged his tail once and got up after severe stretching, and they went downstairs.
It was an average summer morning in her home. Her brother was playing Xbox like the little frog he was (Hogging the TV and the best game system we have! What a monster!Kurama: Back to the story!) , Ali was running around looking for various items of clothing and makeup, stopping every once in a while to have a quick make-out session with Scott, who was lying on the couch watching the frog play.
"Here's your breakfast buddy," Forest said placing the bowl of food on the ground. She then went to the cupboard to look for people food. "CHEERIOS!" She cried out in delight, causing everyone in the house to stare at her. "Leave me and my Cheerios alone!!!" she said hugging the box to her chest, and everyone went about their business.
"Mmmm...Taste the low in cholesterol and Tran's fats goodness..." She purred. And then Ali and Jon walked up.
"Shell let me use your bike." Ali said. Jon stood there nodding in agreement. "What? No, what about if I want to use it?" Forest said. Jon stopped his nodding and said, "You can use dad's bike. No one will care if you use it, because your rep isn't on the line." He puffed out his chest proudly. Forest stared at him. "You're 12 years old and you have a 'rep'?" She questioned. "Yeah, he does and you don't so I'm using your bike. Goodbye."Ali said. And she and the frog walked out the door. While Forest stared at them. "Why can't I have a normal family?" She asked nobody.
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Forest: That was shorter than I expected it to be. But do you like it?
Hiei: Whats the point in us being here now? We weren't even in this chapter!
Forest: It was in introductory chapter. Oh my God, this spell check is hilarious!
Kurama: What?
Forest: The spell check! The suggestions for your name are like Kurita! Who names their kid Kurita?! And to anyone who has that name I apologize. And to answer your question Hiei, it is fun to torture you that is why you are stuck here. Not as much fun to torture InuYasha and Kurama though...must be because they UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, are nice.... I need ideas! But since I write these in my notebook before I type, some chapters may be ahead of what you read, but if I can, I will still work your ideas in. Also I wasn't really planning on any romance, but if that's what the people want, that is what they shall get.
Hiei: Why would you need ideas? No one is going to read this story. You're delusional for thinking that. Give up now!
Forest: NEVER! Read and review!