"Why is it naked?"
"That's what you're focusing on?"
"No seriously. Why-"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
The six-foot, hot-pink naked youma gave a roar and charged at the two teens.
One of them pulled out her weapon and shot at it, repeatedly. Most of the bullets bounced off.
"When did you become such a bad shot?" Her companion asked innocently. She turned to him, clearly frustrated. "Just once –please, just once –can you quietly hit the monster?"
He shrugged and began firing missiles from his boots, many of which bounced off.
"You are the worst assassin in the world!"
The monster yelled again and charged forward, and the pair dived in separate directions.
It raised its arm, which transformed into a sort-of gunny knife thing(?) and sliced it down on the girl, who just managed to roll out of the way.
The boy tried kicking it in the head, but the youma just shook him off. He rolled back to his feet and the girl stood up. Both were panting.
"What the hell is this thing?" she gasped.
"Tokyo sucks," decided the boy.
Suddenly, a fireball hit the youma. It incinerated, and was immediately reduced to a pile of ash.
A woman in a red dress stood where it had been, another lit fireball in her hand. Her golden eyes glowed the same color of the flame. "So this is where you two have been," she said in her soft, menacing tone.
"Sorry, Cinder," the girl said. "We were just exploring –"
"Yeah, and then she got lost," added the boy.
"Do I sound like I want your excuses?" Cinder asked. Neither answered. "Good. Now come on, we need to make the first plane back."
"What about Roman and Neo? Aren't they still here?" the girl asked, hurrying to catch up with Cinder.
"Meh, they'll catch the next plane back," shrugged the silver-haired boy.
A glint of mischief shimmered in Cinder's eyes as her high black heels clicked on Juuban's streets. "Excellent idea. After all, I only bought enough first-class tickets for three."
Four figures stood facing what might have once been a youma.
"What happened?" asked the first, who had dark skin and long emerald hair. She wore a black-skirted sailor fuku and clenched an unused time staff.
"Sailor Mars on her time of the month?" offered the shorter, teal-haired young woman with a wicked smile.
The blonde with a boyish hair cut and a navy skirt beside her snorted, covering her mouth with a gloved hand.
"Looks like there's nothing for us to do here," said the last girl, a preteen with short black hair, twirling her long silver glaive.
"Be careful with that, Saturn-chan," warned the green-haired woman.
Saturn rolled her eyes and hurried ahead.
"Teenagers," the blonde said, and the other two nodded.
Disclaimer: RWBY and Sailor Moon belong to their respective owners.
This was written back when I liked Cinder (murderer). And of course, I still ship The Thief and The Butcher, even though Mercury is a total sadist. Let me know what you think, and if you want more oneshots.
-Ariesgirl666