This was originally supposed to be a CW War (notice the crack), but instead I thought I would try to tell a story without prose. Just good ole' fashioned dialogue and onomatopoeia.
Let me know how it goes, yeah?
Oh and warning: This story is more crack!ed than a crack-ridden budgie hopped up on crack. ("Say crack one more time.") Crack!
Crack! of the Carribean: Curse of the Brothers Winchester
(1 - Dialogue)
"Dude."
"What?"
"What happened to my clothes?"
"What do you mean what happened to your clothes? ...What happened to my clothes?"
"Sam, focus! My jeans are gone! I'm wearing... what the hell is this?"
"Britches?"
"You're a bitch."
"No, that's what they're called."
"Sonuvabitch! This is not happening!"
"Dean, let's just calm down and figure this out, okay?"
"Don't tell me to calm down Sam! I woke up without my clothes, my gun, and the floor seems to be rocking!"
"Well, what's the last thing you remember?"
"Going to sleep."
"Dean."
"Seriously. That's it. I was watching some movie and I went to sleep."
"Which movie?"
"Does it really matter?"
"Uhh, considering the situation I'd say yeah Dean, it does matter."
"It was..."
"...Any day now, Dean."
"Shut up, I'm thinking."
...
...
...
"Well?"
"Pirates of the Carribean."
"Pirates of the Carribean?"
"What, you want a cracker? Yes, Pirates of the Carribean."
"Hunh."
"What?"
"Nothing, I just... I told you it was relevant."
"You don't think that we're..."
"In the movie? Dean, look around - it's looking pretty likely."
"No. NonononoNO!"
"What, it could be worse - it could be Flight of the Phoenix."
"This is not happening!"
"Apparently it is Dean. So we just need to deal with it, and find a way back. So you'll just have to be... And I'll just have to be..."
"Yeah, see that's exactly why this isn't happening."
"Dude, I'm Jack Sparrow."
"I know."
"I'm Jack Sparrow, and you're..."
"Don't say it. Don't!"
"You're-"
"I'm warning you Sam - don't say it!"
"You're Elizabeth!"
"No I'm not! I'm Will."
"Hahaha, ohh of all the times I wanted a camera."
"Shut up, Sam."
"But you look so pretty. Pretty, pretty Will Turner."
"I'm gonna kick your ass."
"Careful, you won't want to ruin your hair."
"Well, that explains why you're Jack then."
"What?"
"Your hair. Take note Sam, this is what's going to happen if you don't get it cut."
"Shut up, Dean."
"And ease up on the eyeliner, yeah? You're starting to look cheap."
...
"Oww!"
"Oww!"
"Don't friggin' hit me, bitch."
"You started it, Jerk."
"Where the hell are we, anyway?"
"I don't know. On a boat?"
"Well thank you Captain Obvious."
"That's Captain Jack Sparrow to you - Oww!"
"Uhh, Sam?"
"Yeah, Dean?"
"You know how to fly a ship?"
"You mean 'sail a ship'?"
"Whatever."
"Umm... Not really."
"We are so screwed."
"Well, maybe we could..."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"'Maybe we could...' – what?"
"Oh, I'm not sure."
"Then why did you say it in the first place?"
"There's a reason I stopped, Dean!"
"Okay, okay... Maybe it'll just sail itself to wherever and we don't have to worry about it."
"..."
"Alright, so maybe that does sound a little stupid."
"A little?"
"I don't see you coming up with any ideas, CollegeBoy."
"Well, first I think we need to figure out when exactly in the movie we are."
"Well, we're on a ship – Shut up, Dean – so we've obviously left Port Royal. We could be on our way to Tortuga...?"
"Or...?"
"Or what?"
"That can't be the only time their on a boat alone."
"It's a ship, not a boat."
"Well sorr-ee Captain."
"So we've ditched the navy and are headed to Tortuga. Let's hope it's a straight course."
"Sam, I think you're missing the issue here."
"What?"
"We're in a movie."
"And we can't do much about it here, can we? It seems the most likely way home is to finish the film, and then..."
"And then what?"
"I don't know."
"Yeah, Sam, not liking that plan."
"Look, I don't know why, but it just makes sense."
"What if you're wrong, and the movie finishes and we're still here when the credits roll – what then?"
"That's not going to happen."
"You don't know that."
"Look Dean, you're just going to have to go with me on this."
"Sam..."
...
"Fine. But if you're wrong I'm so gonna kick your ass."
"Just sit tight, and try not to primp."
"Try not to fall over your hair, Captain MopHead."
"Jealous."
"Shut up."
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"...That has never breathed deep the sweet proliferous bouquet that is Tortuga, savvy?"
"That's my line, Dean."
"Yeah, well you didn't say it, and it needed to be said. Where do we go now?"
"I think we have to find Gibbs."
"That's right, throw some water on him. This way... What?"
"Let's go this way."
"But it's this way."
"How do you know which way it is?"
"Because in the movie they went past the nutter dunking his head in the water, and then talked to... Oh, I get it."
"Get what?"
"You don't want to get slapped."
"You wouldn't be smiling if it was going to happen to you."
"Yeah, but you're forgetting one very important thing, Sam – You're Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"Ha ha Dean, very fun... Scarlet-"
"Whot?" SMACK!
"Ow. You deserved that."
"Hahaha, It's not over yet, Sammy-boy."
"Look, uhh, Giselle-?"
"Who was she?" SMACK!
...
"...hahahahahahahaha."
"Jerk."
So... yeah. I did warn about the crack, right? Stay tuned for more!