AN: Its been over a year since I published, I've been pretty busy, well, me and Misha decided to try a fanfic challenge, this is my first one, so enjoy.
Duncan/Matilda, "Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble."
Rating K+
"Just because you're trying to be brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble!" yelled as Duncan as he and Mat were running for their lives.
"Ok, so how could I know that punching some goon would lead to his gun going off, would lead to that frightening some caribou, which would lead to the entire herd stampeding?" she replied, "Come on, theres a bunch of rocks over there, we could shelter until the stampedes over."
"OR we get killed by the herd or Ruby kills us, whichever comes first" he muttered under his breath as both hid behind the rocks.
"Come on, I'm pretty sure Brand and Holiday would stop her before she gets past maiming." Duncan rolls his eyes.
"Well, the caribou will get us to that point if you don't cover your head"
"Personally, I think that'd be a cooler story than "My team leader beat the crap out of us for disturbing a large herd of deer." Mat laughed, but still covered her head.
"At least we could press charges on Ruby." Duncan let out a snort of laughter.
"Well we could cook the caribou."
"But then Ruby would kill us anyway."
"True, but let's write our obituaries later."