Heh he heh. I wanted to put forth something for Christmas, but It ended up being less Christmassy than I wanted, Whatever, It's FrUK So I'm happeh
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It was time again for the, as it was so nicely named 'International Christmas Event.' Although Not every Nation actually Celebrated Christmas, It was apparent that Alfred was not willing to take no for an answer when it came to naming the annual Event. As nicely put as the name was, it still basically meant that the meeting of the world was going to be at a bar, where some odd 40 nations were going to get severely drunk and half of them weren't going to remember that night.
'What do you want, Francis?' Arthur whined opening his front door. Francis Shrugged.
'Mm' He said in false thought, 'Le sex, un bouteille du vin.'
'Funny. What do you want from me?' Francis paused
'Le Sex, un bouteille du vin'
'Not happening' Arthur growled.
'If not' Francis said, 'then allow me to escort you to the Christmas party of the nations' He grabbed Arthur around the wrists and tried to pull him through the door.
'No! I'm not going to this Damn thing at all, let alone with you, you flashy, indecent, Perverted frog!' Arthur shouted as he wrenched his arm forcefully from Francis' grip. As with every year, Francis was trying to convince himself that Arthur was in desperate need of an escort, to which Arthur usually would reply that he had his own way of getting there. 'Plus, I doubt your ability to drive on the right side of the road.'
'Oui' Francis said arrogantly 'I drive on ze left' Arthur sighed, frustrated. 'Peu importe, you must come with me to zis soirée. I am not taking non for an answer' and he proceeded to drag Arthur, Kicking and swearing out of his house and into his car, 'Mm, It will be un soir merveilleux. And if your displeased at my company that much' He laughed to himself as if that was the most preposterous thing one could think up, 'Tu peux partir si tu veux. Find someone else to harass, oui?'
'Fine' Arthur Moaned and he came to the realization that nothing was going to get him out of this.
A/N I suppose I should put the French translations here:
Peu importe: Nevermind
Soir merveilleux: Wonderful evening
Tu peux partir si tu veux: You may leave if you wish
The rest should be pretty straightforward