DISCLAIMER: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo.
A/N: Taken down and reposted, and has actually been edited for grammar before posting this time. Not looking for constructive criticism on a crackfic I wrote in literally 5 minutes, so y'all can move along if that's what you're here for.
~ Bat Attitude ~
"I'll never evolve into Crobat," said Golbat to the rest of the Pokemon team.
"Not with that attitude," replied Sylveon, waving her ribbon tails around.
Golbat pouted. "Trainer is mean. I thought she was going to pat me on the head, but she stuck her hand right in my mouth!"
"Well..." Sylveon said slowly. "Can you really blame her? Your head is, like, ninety percent mouth."
Still pouting, Golbat said, "I bit her! I will never evolve into a Crobat for that mean trainer."
Sylveon sighed. "It was probably an accident. She wasn't mean to you after that and fed you lots of snacks, right?"
"... still not gonna evolve," the stubborn Golbat insisted, although much less vehemently than his previous declarations.
~end~