Alright, let's get started. Drum roll please…
I do not own Kingdom Hearts. It is owned by Square Enix and Disney Interactive Studios.
John: Hey, what's up everybody?
Roxas: Who are you?
Xigbar: And where the hell are we?
John: My name is John, and as for where we are, I won't tell you just in case you try to escape.
Axel: Why would we escape?
John: Because we are going to play truth or dare. But this ti-
Larxene: Truth or dare? Isn't that a kid's game? No way am I playing that!
John: Oh yes you are! Now stop interru-
Larxene: No I will not!
John: Yes you will! Anyway, this time, the-
Larxene: No I won't!
John: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Larxene: NO!
John: …you're lucky I can't hit a girl…
Larxene: HAHAHA!
John: Hey, Marluxia, you're the closing thing to another girl here, can you quiet her down?
Marluxia: Excuse me? And why should I?
John: Why won't you?
Marluxia: You called me a girl.
John: Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to call you a girl.
Marluxia: Apology acce-
John: I meant to call you gay.
Marluxia: Apology accepted.
John: You have nothing to say to that?
Marluxia: No, why?
Larxene: Don't just ignore me!
John: O.o Okay then, can you keep Larxene quiet?
Marluxia: Sure. (knocks Larxene out)
John: A bit of an overkill, but good job.
Marluxia: Why, thank you.
John: As I was saying, this truth or dare is different from the "kiddie" ones. Our reviewers (as soon as we get some) will post down some truths and dares. You, Organization XIII, will have to follow through on them. For example, if someone wants Larxene to shave her head bald, she'll have to do it.
Axel: What if we refuse?
John: Well then, this. (presses button on remote)
Axel: (gets shocked) OUCH! What was that?
John: Shock collar for Nobodies like you.
Axel: I'll take it off then! (pulls on collar)
John: Nobody proofed.
Axel: Fine then, I'll use this! (tries to summon chakrams)
John: Don't even try, I took everyone's weapons away.
(twenty minutes later)
John: Are you done yet?
Axel: …
John: Trust me, I thought of everything.
Axel: …screw you.
John: I would hurt you, but I found this entertaining. Anyway… viewers! Post you truths and/or dares on the reviews. I will pick the top few posts and used them for the members. Any of the other people from Kingdom Hearts series can be brought in at any time. (presses remote button)
Axel: Ouch, what was that for?
John: Wrong button. (presses different remote button)
Sora: Whoa, where am I?
John: Just showing the viewers something. (presses button)
Sora: Whoa (disappears)
John: Now, adios peoples. Read and review!