Total Random Action Episode 1: The Ninja Movie
Chris- Hello, and welcome to Total...Random...Action! Where I am the star of the show, and the host! Our 'animals' for the summer are 24 teenagers! They are as follows: On the Tween-agers are: Jordan, Jacob, Jonathan, Josh, Matt, James, Danielle, Paige, Holly, Andrew, Mark, and Cody!
Chris- On the Tweeters: Jessica, Jesse, Jackson, Ed, Alex, Bradly, Dorrian, Amy, Stacy, Cordia, Kevin, and... uh... looks like there's only 23! Oh well. Looks like the Tweeters are already down one!
Amy- What?! But that's not fair!
Chris- When did I say I was fair?
Amy(running towards Chris)- I'm going to DESTROY YOU! MECA-POWERS GO!
Jessica and Ed grab Amy.
Jessica- Calm down, Amy! It's ok! They don't even have good players!(She said looking over the other team.
Chris- Ok, who's ready for the first challenge?!
Jordan- I'm not.
Jacob- Nope.
Jonathan- No way.
Josh- Whatever
Matt- Bring it.
Chris- OK! I get it! SHUT UP ALREADY! GOD! Ok... the first challenge is the Ninja Movie! Each team pick one person to be your ninja! Meet me back here after you've picked your ninja! Oh and by the way... Use the Movie Studio if you need to. And another thing... This season you won't just be doing movies! You'll also be doing weird disgusting challenges that I just made up five minutes ago!
{Movie Studio-Matt}
Matt- I'm thinking that they should choose me. I mean have you seen my team?! They are weak! I'm the only person that could keep this team for losing!
{Back with Chris}
Chris- Ok Ninjas, step forward!
Matt and Ed step up.
Chris- Matt you are your team--- The Tween-agers --- ninja. And you, Ed, are your team--- Tweeters --- ninja. Now here are the rules..
Chris pulls out a piece of paper and looks at it.
Chris- Oh, nevermind! That's my groceries list...Well looks like there are no rules! FIGHT!
Matt runs up, grabs Ed's head, slams it into the ground, picks him up, knees him in the face, and then punches him in the nose, breaking it.
Chris- Woah! This is supposed to be a kids show! Oh my god! I think you killed him! Oh, no. He's alive... and the winner is...
Ed stood up slowly and tried to punch Matt. Matt dodged and tapped Ed with his hand and Ed fell down bleeding all over.
Chris- MATT! Ok everyone, meet me at the Chris-A-Money!
{Chris-A-Money-Tweeters}
Chris- Ok whom ever doesn't get a marshmellow or a chocolate Chris has to leave in the Lame-o-Boat! It's the Lame-o-Zine and the Boat of Shame combined!
Everyone but Kevin and Ed get a Chris or Marshmellow.
Chris- And the final Chris---for there is no Chris' left---goes to.... Ed!
Ed- Yes!
Kevin- What?! Are you people stupid?! Ed lost the challenge for us!
Amy- Yeah but you chose him to fight for us.. So I voted for you.
Everyone but 4 people agree.
Amy- Sorry dude... Bye.
Kevin leaves in the Lame-o-Boat.
Chris- Well...that wasn't much of a shocker... Oh well... See you next time on Total...Random...Action! Or TRA!!