Trust No One because reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram.
"Grunkle Stan can we please leave the Shack now? It's like 35 degrees in here and it seems like no other tourists will be around for a while." Dipper said as he fanned his face with his hand.
"I agree dude" Soos agreed, rolling around on the warm wooden floor. At that moment Wendy burst through the door wearing shorts and her usual shirt, carrying two water guns which were stuck in her belt and water balloons which were stuffed into her pockets.
"Wanna go have a water fight or whatever?" asked Wendy with a smile.
"Wendy!" Dipper couldn't help shouting.
"Er, no, kids, you're supposed to be working!" Stan said, filling a bag with money that he had earned on the day.
"But Grunkle Stan" Mabel moaned as she lay beside Waddles, her friendly pig.
"No buts except yours on the floor cleaning!" Stan said as he walked towards the kitchen, leaving the children in the room.
"Now's our chance to make a run for it!" Wendy cried, already grabbing Dipper and running out the door. Mabel jumped to her feet carrying Waddles in one hand and a camera in the other.
"I dunno about this dude" Soos said, unsteadily getting up. "Stan's going to be real mad if he finds out."
"That's why I'm writing him a note" Mabel said cheerfully as she grabbed a pen and paper from the counter and started to write.
"S-O-R-R-Y G-R-U-N-K-L-E S-T-A-N" she said out loud and left the paper on the counter. She ran out the door, carrying Waddles, with Soos following closely behind, just as Grunkle Stan reappeared from the kitchen and cried out "Kids! Come back here!"
Mabel and Soos caught up with Dipper and Wendy who were already sitting on the bark of a fallen tree, eating a pack of Chipackerz. Mabel gasped dropping her camera and ran towards them. "Those are my favourite!" she squealed, grabbing a handful of chips and shoving them into her mouth. Wendy grabbed a water gun from her belt and handed Dipper a water balloon, as she aimed her gun at Soos who was picking up Mabel's camera.
"Yes!" she cried as she squirted Soos in the face.
"Oh! Not cool dude!" he said wiping his face with his shirt.
"Good shot" Dipper said, aiming his water balloon at Mabel.
"Hand me a water gun" Mabel said, stuffing another handful of chips into her mouth as she pushed Dipper off the bark. Wendy handed her a water gun and a water balloon to Soos.
"Lets work in teams" Mabel said "me and Soos, and you and Wendy" she paused and looked at Waddles. "He can be the ref" she said as she squirted Dipper with water, and laughed triumphantly.
All day they played, until there was no more water left to play with. They sat on the grass in the shade of a big tree and sighed.
"You got anymore Chipackerz?" Mabel asked, patting her pig. Wendy lifted her hat to reveal 4 packs and handed one to each person.
"That was fun" Wendy said.
"Agreed" Dipper said, resting his head on the trunk of the tree.
"Waddles enjoyed it too" Mabel said.
"Woah, look dudes! What's that?" Soos stood up and walked to a patch of mud with handprints and footprints in it. The prints left a trail of mud behind on the ground.
"Look!" Mabel cried, "one of the handprints have got six fingers!" she pointed at the handprint, and surely enough there were six fingers instead of five.
"Do you think it's some kind of animal?" Wendy asked Dipper. He took out his journal from his jacket and flipped the pages.
"There doesn't seem to be anything with six fingers. Let's follow the trail" he said pointing at the muddy trail that led into the woods.
"I dunno about this dude" Soos said nervously "its scary in there and the sun has almost gone." They all looked at the sky which they hadn't noticed had begun to turn dark blue.
"I'm up for a little adventure" Wendy said, already following the trail.
They followed the trail which seemed to delve deeper into the woods, going on forever. They had encountered gnomes hiding in the trees, and so many other creatures of unimaginable horror which I can't possibly write descriptions of.
The handprints stopped at a shack which was half buried in the ground. A huge tree stood behind it and dropped its leaves all over the dusty roof.
"What is this place?" Mabel asked stepping closer. As soon as she did, the ground began to shake and bits of mud and dust and leaves flew everywhere. Then it stopped.
"Welcome back" said a voice which, unfortunately was very familiar to them all. They turned to see who had spoken, but of course if they couldn't see they would still have known who it was.
"I thought widdle old me would never see you again. Oh, just kidding. Of course I knew I'd see Dipper Pines again. And lucky I ran into you. I've bought a friend along." He gestured towards a cluster of trees. Mabel gasped and grabbed onto Soos and the four of them drew closer together. From the trees emerged a creature, a mystery, which still haunted Dipper in his nightmares. He wore a black bow tie to match his eye and hovered in the air, watching over them all.