I ran to the bus stop. I still couldn't believe I was gonna be late!!!!! "I'm so dumb" I thought. When I got to the bus stop, my best friend Poseidon was already there. "Hey Zeus." "Hey Poseidon" I said, completely out of breath. "What did you do this Summer?" "We got a dog," he started, "He's a Golden Rereiver." A Golden Retreiver. I wish I had one... One that would do my chores to be sure. "What did you name him? Wait. Don't answer that question... Let me guess. You named him Blue?" Quick thing you should know about my friend. He LOVES blue. His entire family does. His house is blue, his FOOD IS BLUE, ALLLLLLL his clothes are blue, the tips of his hair are dyed blue, and his toys, video games, EVERYTHING of his is blue. So let me cut this short. Not one thing in his house doesn't have blue on it. EVEN THE FRICKING DUST IS BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "And did you get it blue food?" "Yes." "Cage" "Yes." "Everything's blue." "EVERY SINGLE BIT!!!!" I don't know why, but he looked proud when he said it. And now that I think of it, gold doesn't exactly match with a blue filled house. So if you guys want to, skip this and return to a colored-filled world and forget you saw this because this part, will make you feel like, um, I don't know. But you'll flip. There we go!!!!! Ok back to what I was saying... "What did you do to the dog???" "OH!!!! I forgot to tell you!!!! And thanks for reminding me, we dyed the dog blue..." ... WHAT THE F*!!!!!!!!!! "WHA...!!!!!" "Well, now that I think of it, it feels like it's now a Blue Retriever. Not a Golden Retreiver. Does it count as a Blue Retriever???? What do you think it... is????" He said that and he looked confused. And before he asked me his opinion, I had to say, "Poseidon..." "Yes Zeus???" "You... Have... A Problem..." Poseidon looked down and he looked ashamed. "I KKKKKNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWW..." he said this with a loud groan. "And you need to fix it... Badly..." "I KKKKKKNNNNNNOOOOOWWWW..."