I'm Lil and this is my first attempt at a Skulduggery Pleasant fanficion and I'm uber nervous so don't be a meanie mean pants in the reviews, e'cuz I'm only doin what I luuurve. My second in command is Fredrick James-Potterson the third, but you may call him Fred ^-^. Say hi Fred.

Fred: I never agreed to this *starts to walk away*

Lil: Yes you did, you just weren't paying attention because you were too busy getting hit in the side of the head with my purple baseball bat, which was in my hand at the time.

Fred: What now?

Lil: Ok so I hope you guys enjoy this-

Fred: WHAT?!

Lil: Fred, you really need to stop interupting people while they are speaking *dissaproving glare*.

Fred: YOU DID WHAT?!

Lil: *hits him in the side of the head with a baseball bat* Oh shut up you drama queen *i do a bow and two people carry me out by my arms and I have my head back and my foot pointed out in front of me* On to the story peasants~

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It was raining outside, a typical Irish summer day. Valkyrie and Tanith were trapped inside Gordon's Mansion due to the hailstones the size of golf balls. Tanith was sitting upside down on the couch and Valkyrie was standing on a chair changing the lightbulb that blew up when they turned on the switch.

"I'M SO BOOOOORRRREEEEDDDD!" Tanith screamed, causing Valkyrie to fall off the chair she was standing on. She landed in front of the upside down Tanith so now they were almost touching foreheads.

"Oh hi Valkyrie, I'm boooooored." Tanith whined, covering her eyes with her arm.

"Really? You don't say." Valkyrie stood up and brushed down her jeans and Tanith sat up and put up her feet on a stool. Valkyrie got back up on the chair and started fiddling with the light bulb. Tanith took a nail file out of he pocket.

"I remember when rock was young, me and Suzie had so much fun.~" Tanith sang as she filed her nails.

"Tanith, I love Elton John as much as the next person but please don't sing, I have a splitting headache." Valkyrie fixed the bulb in and got down from the chair, she walked over to the light switch and sure enough light filled the room.

"Don't be a hater Val, I'm just trying to satisfy my boredom." Tanith crossed her legs and Valkyrie walked out to the kitchen.

"I need a painkiller." She mumbled and dissapeared out the doorway.

Tanith grinned as an idea struck her harder than since that morning Valkyrie had been in a bad mood because she hadn't had any coffee or breakfast that morning. Tanith was going to cheer her up by singing their favorite song. 'There's nothin' like a good sing-along to get you out of a bad mood', Tanith thought.

She grabbed the hairbrush from the fireplace and ran into the kitchen singing from her lungs.

"I remember when rock was young, me and Suzie had so much fun, Holding hands and skimming stones~. SING WITH ME VALKYRIE!" Tanith exclaimed to Valkyrie who had spilled her coffee on the floor in the comotion.

"Tanith I'm not in the mood." Valkyrie sighed grabbing the dish cloth and wiping up the coffee, Tanith grabbed her elbows and pulled her up and held her hands and started to do the twist.

"Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own, but the biggest kick I ever got, was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock, while the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock, we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock~" Tanith sang out and started to do air guitar, which got Valkyrie to grin.

She got down on her knees and threw her head back, she was almost down to the floor"Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking, when your feet just can't keep still, I never knew me a, better time and I guess I never will. Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights ,when Suzie wore her dresses tight, and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.~" Tanith sang.

Valkyrie couldn't help herself it was too addictive, she got down on her knees and started to do an air guitar impression.

"Laaaa lalalala laaaaa lalalala laaaaaa lalalala laaaaaa.~" They got up and went back to back in the doorway, still doing air guitar.

They ran into the centre of the sitting room and started to do some crap 90's dance moves.

"But the years went by and the rock just died, Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy, long nights crying by the record machine, dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans, but they'll never kill the thrills we've got, burning up to the Crocodile Rock, learning fast as the weeks went past, we really thought the Crocodile Rock would last.~" Tanith jumped up onto the sofa and started singing into the hairbrush, Valkyrie soon followed and the were both holding the hairbrush, singing their little hearts out.

They both started jumping as they sang the chorus. "Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking, when your feet just can't keep still, I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will. Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights, when Suzie wore her dresses tight, and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.~"

Valkyrie jumped to the ground and laid on her back, Tanith was jumping circles around her. "Laaaaaa lalalala laaaaa lalalala laaaaaaa lalalala laaaaaa.~" Valkyrie sang, did a chinese get-up and started doing air guitar again.

"I remember when rock was young, me and Suzie had so much fun, holding hands and skimming stones, had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own, but the biggest kick I ever got, was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock, while the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock, we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock.~" Tanith sang, doing the twist as Valkyrie bopped her head up and down.

"Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking, when your feet just can't keep still, I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will. Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights, when Suzie wore her dresses tight, and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.~" They both sang getting on their knees as the last part of the song came up.

"Laaaaa lalalala laaaaa lalalala laaaaa lalalala laaaaa, Laaaaa lalalala laaaaa lalalala laaaaa lalalala laaaaa, Laaaaa lalalala laaaaa lalalala laaaaa lalalala laaaaa.~" They sang, screaming out the last 'la'.

Valkyrie did the devils horns with her fingers and Tanith collapsed, giggling on the floor.

Clapping.

Valkyrie turned her head towards the front door in shock and who was standing there?.. Skulduggery obviously.

"That was excelent girls, but that last chorus was a little out of sync so we'll work on it." He said with amusement in his voice.

Tanith stopped laughing and stood up and started to smooth down her hair.

Valkyrie cleared her throat and walked out to the kitchen, mumbling something about coffee and a mess.

"What was that all about?" Skulduggery asked walking over.

"Oh nothing." She mumbled and walked out after Valkyrie. Skulduggery laughed.

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How'd ya'll like it? I hope its good. Give me suggestions about what song and peeps I should use next XD, please Reveiw, Fave and tell me how I can inprove.

Peace, Love and Chocolate

Lil xxx