An: got bored when this idea popped into my mind. Have a lot of stories to get to. And will change from Lou to Lewis a lot. *= mild description of slash. No sex, however. For, I not used to being descriptive about slash, and was blushing when I got to the part... :) = it's over.

Spike and Lewis (R.I.P) were just about to walk out the S.R.U. building when they saw a S.R.U. hat just lying on the floor. They both knew it was Greg's hat because; well he was the only one who wore that hat almost everywhere. The only place they didn't see he wearing it was at his apartment, and out dining. But they were puzzled: why did he just leave this on the floor?

"Maybe he dropped it accidently." Spike said, because that would have been the only thing that could have happened. "Or he got mad at Eddie again, and threw it down."

"Yea, maybe that's it. Best we give it to him Monday." Lou said as he picks up the hat, and thought of a better idea. "Or I could leave it at his door."

"And let it get stolen by the janitor? I don't think so." Spike said as he snatched the hat from his friend. Or at least, he tried to, for his friend had a strong grip. Spike, with all the strength he had, then started to pull. "Let… go…. Of … the ….AHHH!" Lewis let go of the hat and spike fell to ground, on his back. Hard. This made Lou laughs.

"I'm going to get you for that!" Spike gave Lou an angry glance, which made Lou laugh even harder. Finally, he stopped laughing, and grabbed his friend's hand and pulled him back up. "Anyway, we need to keep this so that..." Spike's sentence was interrupted by a loud moan, which scared them both.

"Holy crap. What was that, Lou?" The only response he got was shrugged shoulders. They quickly went through the halls, when they saw something lying around: a KISS T-shirt, on the clear table in the main room. "Ok, now I'm curious. Who in the hell leaves they're shirt around here? I know Greg stays here later then us, but this isn't his house!"

"Yea, but one day we did see him fall asleep on the table." Lou did have a point. "That's because he got kicked out of his apartment, and Eddie was still mad at him." "Oh yea. Anyway, we need to find what is happening, and who is in here."

"Ok. Let's split up. You go to the left, I go to the right." The response Spike got was huge brown eyes that thought he was crazy. "Ok. We'll go together, you big baby. OW! Well you are. Now don't punch me again."

10 minutes later...

Finally, after ten minutes, they found out not one, but two people were here. Otherwise, it was just a person who was really cold, and decides to wear two shirts. And the clothes lead them to Greg's office, where they hear lots of moaning.

"Ok. So we found the room. Do we just barge in there, and kick the door down?" Lou ask spike.

"You got to be kidding me. You are talking to the guy who could unlock any door to kick it down." "You got a better plan?" "Step aside and watch the master at work. But first, do you have a card?" "What kind of card?" Lou said worried. He did not want spike to be messing with his credit cards, if that's the cards he's talking about.

"Any card. Like a business card." "Oh!" "Dude! Be quite." Spike gestured to the door. "Oh. Sorry. Here, found a seven eleven card."

Spike quickly got to work, opening the door in 10 seconds, wide open. Then quickly, as he opened it, he closed it, a blush forming on his face as he slides down to the door.

"What do you see?" "Uh… ooh. Whew… it's… well… very... To say the least… uh… see for yourself." He quickly went to the other side of the door. Lou wasn't sure what the hell Spike blushing about. Was it a hot girl in there? Suddenly filled with curiosity and excitement, he opened the door just a crack, and his eyes went huge.