Before the adventure
"I can't believe that we needed to see the Howl for a second time. It's so~ fake and boring.",said Samantha while yawning.
Lisa chuckled and said:"But you have to admit, some scenes are funny too."
"Or just plain irritating.",muttered Samantha.
"Do you really find it that bad? I'll show you the reality of that movie.",said someone and said some incantations.
Lisa and Samantha looked at each other and said:"We're doomed."
Not a minute later, Lisa and Samantha are in the train and on the way to… Both didn't even remember where the train went, but they knew that the train would end up in some forest infected by Werewolfs. Lisa and Samantha ran into the train and sat down in front of an older couple and next to a really big teenage girl. Samantha greeted everyone in the train with a smile and sometimes even got stopped by someone for a small conversations. The older couple liked Lisa and Samantha a lot better than the rest of the people of this train and began to talk to the two nice, mannered kids.
But Lisa could only think:'Is it true that TV makes people look smaller or have we shrunken in size? HA! We? Shrunken? I think not... but Sammy does look smaller than normal... Oh well, it could be that I hit another grow spurt.'
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. This is your guard speaking. I would like to welcome you aboard 23:59 Alpha Trax service to Eastborough, calling as Moseley Junction, Woolscot, Edgcombe, Abington Cross, Wychford, Christchurch, Barrock's Hill, Old Milton and arriving at Eastborough at 1:48. I'd like to remind you at this time to have your tickets ready for inspection. Thank you.",was said through a loudspeaker.
Lisa and Samantha didn't listen to anything that was said. Lisa didn't even respond to questions that the older couple asked her. Samantha on the other hand thought only about the irritating teen sitting/lying next to her while talking to someone loudly or typing something on her phone. But when the teen began to eat bubblegum with her mouth open, Samantha became so irritated that she began to count to ten in her head. When that didn't help, Samantha went from her chair and tapped the teen on her left shoulder. She then told the one that she needed to talk to a baby problem and asked annoyed what Samantha wanted. Lisa didn't like the tone that the teen took while talking to Samantha and went next to Samantha while looking at her with a glare.
"Can you please stop chewing your gum so loudly? You're disturbing Sammy's nap.",said Lisa angry.
"I don't need a nap. I'm not a baby!",said Samantha.
The teen looked at them and said:"Hey cute kid with brown hair, what's your name?''
"I. Am. Not. CUTE!",said Lisa through clenched teeth but at the word 'cute', Lisa couldn't hold it and yelled.
"Yeah, well, I'm older than you. So shut up and get that blondie away from me.",said the teen.
Lisa clenched her teeth and said:"Please don't insult my friend."
The teen looked at Lisa and said:"Do I look like an idiot?"
"Yep.",said Samantha suddenly.
The old couple couldn't help it and chuckled while Lisa said:"And you look stupid too. Do you have a stupid name too?"
The teen got angry and yelled:"MY NAME IS NINA! I'M NOT AN IDIOT NOR AM I STUPID!"
"Nina, Nina, hurt by my Lisa~.",sang Samantha cheerfully.
Lisa found it a funny song and sang it too when suddenly, Nina said:"At least, I don't need to wear pampers at night."
Lisa looked furious at that and said:"So that's where all the red color from your skirt came from. I wondered how it went from black to red. Well people, now we know. Nina sleeps with her skirt when she has her period."
Everyone laughed and Nina didn't say anything. Lisa was satisfied with what she did and went to sit back on her original seat while Samantha followed her. The elder couple found it cute how Lisa and Samantha were protective of each other already at such a young age and had a smile on their face. Samantha went and looked out of the window while Lisa thought about the different ways she could use to tame one or maybe every werewolf that they'll see.
Suddenly, the mean ticket-ask-job- man, who calls himself a guard, asked for Lisa and Samantha's tickets but Lisa asked:"Can you smile too? I bet that would make people like you more."
Samantha didn't even look at what Lisa did and to whom she talked but looked outside of the window and said to Lisa in excitement, while cutting the ticketman off:"We're almost there, Lili. Can you believe it?"
"Really? Oh! I really can't wait to see if I can tame them. That would be so~ awesome!",said Lisa and went to look outside of the window too.
The elder couple chuckled at Lisa and Samantha's childish excitement and said to the ticketman:''Could we have something to drink for the children? They must be thirsty."
Lisa looked up at the word 'children' and looked at Samantha and said:"You're small!"
Samantha glared, what looked more of a pout, and said:"No, I'm taller than you'll ever be."
"No, I mean, you've shrunken to child-size.",said Lisa again.
Samantha looked at Lisa now, for the first time since coming here and said:"You've grown! You're almost a head bigger than me."
Lisa's eyes widened and yelled:"THAT SONUVABITCH DEAGED US! I'M SO~ GOING TO KILL HIM WHEN I SEE HIS SLIMY, UGLY, IDIOTIC HIDE!"
Before Samantha could say something, the elder couple gasped and went to the furthest corner from where they sat and said in shock:"Did that child just swear and insult someone?"
Lisa got irritated but before she could say something that could give the poor people a heart attack, Samantha said to the couple with fake tears in her eyes:"I-i-is Lili bad? B-b-but big bwo and big sis always say that.((I-i-is Lili bad? B-b-but big brother and big sister always say that.))"
'What the hell was that?',thought Lisa in shock.
The elder melted at the sight and said:"Oh sweetie. I didn't know that you learned that. You see, what your big sister said here in the train wasn't really nice. I don't really think that they would like those words either."
"Weally?((Really?))",asked Samantha in fake, childish wonder and hope.
"Of course. We old grandpa's and grandma's know these kind of things.",said the old man.
Samantha thought:'Shit! Now, I need to hug them to make it look like real. I'm really going to kill someone before the end of the day.'
"Tank you!((Thank you!))",said Samantha in fake happiness and hugged the older couple's legs, because she couldn't reach any higher.
Lisa just thought:'If Sammy really can't talk normal anymore, I'm going to fucking kick her ass to the next moon that's red. Or maybe... yeah! I could also throw a dictionary to her head and hope that she'll learn the words. Hey! I know, I'll give her Facebook!'
Samantha felt a cold chill crawl over her skin and thought:'Lisa is on a warpath~.'
"Lili! Come, we'll go and search fow thirsty!((Lili! Come, we'll go and search for drinks!))",said Samantha while getting irritated herself by the baby-speech.
"Wait up Sammy! I'm coming!",said Lisa and ran out of the coupon and totally forgetting the ticketman.
After Lisa and Samantha were out of the coupon, the elder couple looked at the ticket man/ guard and said:"Oh, I'm sorry. I will search for the ticket right now. If you would please wait for a moment."
When the doors finally closed, they saw that no one was there, and Samantha said:"That. Was. So~. Irritating. Lisa, you need to act like you're really a small kid or we'll be in big~ trouble with the police. And that would be your fault again! And because of your cursing, I need to play 'cute and innocent' while using that damn baby-speech!"
"Hey! Don't be mean, I'm always speaking clean. Hahaha! I just had to say that.",said Lisa without any seriousness.
Samantha hit her head on the nearest wall and muttered something about God cursing her with such a little child as a friend. Lisa heard it and told Samantha how she was the one with the childish language. Samantha glared at her and said to her that she had to do something, and the baby-speech was the first thing that went through her head. Lisa didn't really believe that, but she didn't have any proof, that Samantha really was lying or not.
Lisa sight but before she could say anything, the ticket man came and said to Samantha:"Tickets please. Or we would have to throw you out of the moving train.
Samantha already didn't like him in the movie but when he began to talk to Samantha as if she was nothing she thought:'Lisa, you either say something or I'm going to use the baby method. So choose one of those.'
Lisa just looked out of the window and thought:'I wonder if they have any food on this train...'
"Lili. What is a tickit? ((Lili. What is a ticket?))",asked Samantha but before Lisa could answer, the woman who brought the drinks and snacks came through the door.
Samantha and Lisa went to her and Samantha asked:"Do you have a thirsty?((Do you have something to drink?))"
"And food!",interrupted Lisa.
"Of course, sweetie. I have milk and cookies.",said the woman with the food aisile.
Lisa looked at her as if she was crazy and said:"I thought more of Chips and Coca-Cola, Ma'am."
The woman looked shocked and said:"You can call me Ellen sweetie. And where are your mommy and daddy?"
Lisa raised her eyebrows and said:"I don't like pet names. My name is Lisa and I'm on the way to my mother right now."
Ellen blushed and said:"I am terribly sorry, Lisa. And who is that behind you?"
Lisa knew about Samantha's unfortune and thought while smirking:'I'll talk for her... you know what? I'll wait and see how she'll ask about green tea and strawberries and melon. And she can't order coffee either.'
"I'm Samantha. I wan...((I'm Samantha. I want…",said Samantha but she didn't know how she could say water nor could she say green tea without sounding really bad and just said:"I wanna have milk and sawbewies wis melon!((I want some milk and strawberries with melon!))"
Lisa glared at Samantha and thought:'Damn! I forgot that she likes milk too!'
Samantha smirked at Lisa but that changed quickly, when she got a sippy-cup. Lisa laughed at Ellen, but she almost got a sippy-cup too, but Lisa said that she could do it with a straw too. Ellen looked at the two kids and decided that Lisa was big enough to hold her Coca-Cola in her hand. Samantha glared at Lisa again for not getting a sippy-cup and asked Ellen if she could get it into a cup too, but Ellen told Samantha in a baby-tone that Samantha was still too young to have it into an 'adult' cup.
Lisa laughed her ass off and said:"Yeah Sammy. You can't drink out of an 'adult' cup. You can't even hold the sippy-cup right."
"Lili, I am old tan yu by wo mons an' a few days!(Lili, I am older than you by two months and a few days!))",said Samantha while having an hard time staying in the baby-speech pattern.
"Joe, could you please take these two to the coupon where you're going next? I'll follow you after I am done with this coupon.",said Ellen to the ticketman, now known as Joe.
"Lili! Do you sink, he can dance like co'on eye Joe?((Lili! Do you think, he can dance like cotton eye Joe?))",asked Samantha innocently.
"Dance what?",asked Joe rudely at Lisa.
Lisa sight and said:"Sammy asked if you could dance like cotton eye Joe."
Ellen chuckled and said:"I don't think that he would dance like a cowboy, children. Maybe something else."
With those words, Ellen went to the next coupon while Joe got irritated from Lisa and Samantha's questions. Lisa asked if he wanted to dance hip hop or reggae. But Joe didn't want to and said so. Samantha asked if he wanted to dance something from a Disney movie but got ignored again. Then, Lisa asked if he did dance battles, but Joe didn't do that either. Then, Samantha asked if he wanted to sing a lullaby or nursery rhyme, because she wanted to hear how it sounded with a British accent. Joe got ticked off and said through clenched teeth no.