A Chili Day
A/N: I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog in anyway. Just the plot for this story .This is my first attempt at a funny story. Please go easy on the comments. This is a One Shot.
The brisk chill of winter filled the air as a gentle snow meandered onto the sparse sidewalks. The city was almost completely sparse, except for a lone soul, the blue hero himself, Sonic the Hedgehog. He walked on the icy sidewalk as the growl of his starving stomach muffled his footsteps. He walked for ten minutes until he finally found a restaurant. His face brightened for a bit, until he opened his wallet. That's when he discovered that he had no rings. Sonic sighed in disappointment as he began to continue along the sidewalk when suddenly, a miracle happened. A large chili dog about 8 feet across passed before the hero's eyes. Drool began to drip from his tongue as his smile grew to the width of his face. He sprinted as fast as his legs could carry him to the massive chili dog and leapt in the air to taste the magnificence of the chili dog.
However, his joy quickly turned to misfortune as he tasted cold steel rather than warm chili and cheese. Sonic then realized that the giant chili dog was not a real chili dog, but rather an image of one on the back of a commercial bus! Sonic yanked as hard as he could, but his tongue was stuck to the back of the bus. To further his dismay, he heard the roar of the bus' engine. He pulled more frantically than before and even banged on the bus to get the driver's attention, but these both proved to be futile. The exhaust fumes of the bus spewed onto the hero's face, causing him to cough violently. Finally, the bus set off on its journey with our hero being pulled along.
A/N: Please don't hate on me for doing this to Sonic. Also sorry that it's a little short. I promise that my next story will be longer.