A/N: me and my friend Kaitlyn are REALLY hyper and wanted to write a stupid
story. I normally don't write stuff like this, if you read my only other
story you would know this, but we are hyped up on ice cream and cheese
doodles!
Harry Potter Meets Jafar
Young sixteen year old Harry Potter attempts to go through the gates of Diagon Alley, by floo powder. Unfortunately, we all know how much he sucks at doing this. Need I remind you of Knockturn Alley? Anyway, he finds himself within the Cave of Wonders. Of course, the poor fool has no idea where the fuck he is! So, while the Weasley's frantically search for him, Harry tries to find a way out. He then comes across a lamp. (A/N don't ask HOW the lamp got BACK in the Cave of Wonders. IT'S MY STORY! LEAVE US ALONE!)
"OOOOOO pretty!" He picks up the lam and sees that there is something written on it, so he rubs I with his sleeve. (De ja vu?) The lamp glows and begins to shake. Harry drops it and out comes a giant, red, floating......um.....thingy.
"Who the hell are you kid?" the red guy said.
"I'm Harry Potter. I'm sure you've heard of me, everyone HAS! You know....the scar?"
"What scar?"
"What's that? You want my autograph? Well lucky for you, I took some advice from that moron Lockhart, and happen to carry a few signed pictures with me."
"Scar? You know, I tried to give Aladdin a scar, but you know, he's so QUICK and all. God how I hate him. That little imbecile."
"Who's Aladdin? You mean that weird guy who steals the bread with fleas?"
"Yeah yeah, that's him."
"And he's got that damn monkey following him around every place he goes?"
"Yup! And isn't it strange how he and his FRIENDS just sorta burst into song at random times?"
Harry grunted.
"You know what? I like you kid. What's your name again?"
"Harry Potter. What's your name."
"Jafar."
"Hey wait a minute! Didn't you burst into song too?"
"SHHHHHH! No one has to know that! I was just trying to fit in! Everyone was doing it!"
"Yeah well if everyone jumped off a bridge would you do that too?"
"Ummmmmm...........maybe."
"Suuuuuuuuuuuure. By the way, how the hell do you get outta here?"
A/N: SHORT CHAPTER but we're getting bored. NEED MORE CHEESE DOODLES!!!!! ^.^ review if you wish to do so! And read my other story PLEEEEEEEASE!!
Harry Potter Meets Jafar
Young sixteen year old Harry Potter attempts to go through the gates of Diagon Alley, by floo powder. Unfortunately, we all know how much he sucks at doing this. Need I remind you of Knockturn Alley? Anyway, he finds himself within the Cave of Wonders. Of course, the poor fool has no idea where the fuck he is! So, while the Weasley's frantically search for him, Harry tries to find a way out. He then comes across a lamp. (A/N don't ask HOW the lamp got BACK in the Cave of Wonders. IT'S MY STORY! LEAVE US ALONE!)
"OOOOOO pretty!" He picks up the lam and sees that there is something written on it, so he rubs I with his sleeve. (De ja vu?) The lamp glows and begins to shake. Harry drops it and out comes a giant, red, floating......um.....thingy.
"Who the hell are you kid?" the red guy said.
"I'm Harry Potter. I'm sure you've heard of me, everyone HAS! You know....the scar?"
"What scar?"
"What's that? You want my autograph? Well lucky for you, I took some advice from that moron Lockhart, and happen to carry a few signed pictures with me."
"Scar? You know, I tried to give Aladdin a scar, but you know, he's so QUICK and all. God how I hate him. That little imbecile."
"Who's Aladdin? You mean that weird guy who steals the bread with fleas?"
"Yeah yeah, that's him."
"And he's got that damn monkey following him around every place he goes?"
"Yup! And isn't it strange how he and his FRIENDS just sorta burst into song at random times?"
Harry grunted.
"You know what? I like you kid. What's your name again?"
"Harry Potter. What's your name."
"Jafar."
"Hey wait a minute! Didn't you burst into song too?"
"SHHHHHH! No one has to know that! I was just trying to fit in! Everyone was doing it!"
"Yeah well if everyone jumped off a bridge would you do that too?"
"Ummmmmm...........maybe."
"Suuuuuuuuuuuure. By the way, how the hell do you get outta here?"
A/N: SHORT CHAPTER but we're getting bored. NEED MORE CHEESE DOODLES!!!!! ^.^ review if you wish to do so! And read my other story PLEEEEEEEASE!!