Well, first story. Let's see how my most likely awful writing goes.
Ghetsis: Well, let us get on with this gathering shall we?
Giovanni: Why exactly are we here anyways?
Ghetsis: It is a meeting to rule the world obviously; we can't just keep getting destroyed by 10 year olds.
*Everyone in the room nods*
Maxie: Excuse me, but wasn't this a meeting to expand the land for all pokemon and people?
Archie: Sorry, glasses but don't you mean sea?
Cyrus and Lysandre: No, this is a meeting to destroy the world because of its impurity.
Giovanni: No, this all about money, we can't do any of that without money, so let's do MY idea.
Ghetsis: Like I said it's to rule the world.
Everyone: NO IT ISN'T!
N: Why don't we all just calm down and try and figure what helps the pokem-
Everyone: SHUT UP N!
Colress: We should just discover the strength of pokemon to help all of this.
Ghetsis: No one asked you Colress, and who the hell invited you?!
Everyone: Wait…
N: But isn't that cruel to them?
Everyone: …
*Giovanni shoots N in the face*
Giovanni: So what were you saying Mr. Scientist?
Maxie: I didn't say anythi-
Archie: Not you Bill Gates rip off.
Colress: What do you think, Lysandre? Cyrus?
*The 2 have been staring at each other for the entire meeting, almost like someone looking in the mirror*
N: Why don't we just all be friends and help the world?
Archie: How the hell are you alive?!
N: Friendship :3
Ghetsis: All in favor of killing N say aye.
Everyone: Aye
Ghetsis: Meeting adjourned.