Drama Grl

Parody of Sk8ter Boi by Avril Lavigne

A/N: I swear to you people, I don't know where this came from. I'm hooked on Pandora-dot-com, and Sk8ter Boi keeps coming up on the music player. Now, mind you, I haven't thought of HSM much in a while. I mean, I haven't seen HSM 3, don't plan on seeing it, haven't watched any of the other two movies in ages.

But for SOME reason, while listening to the song, Sharpay, Troy and Gabriella's story just popped into my head. Enjoy. Not for Troyella fans.

Oh, and I reworked the rhyming scheme to fit the changed story of the song.


There once was this girl
There once was this boy
Can there be any more cheesiness?
She took to the stage
He used to slam dunk
They went for parts in a school play
She wanted him
He couldn't tell
He was wrapped up in a brainy belle
Their circle of friends
Filled the auditorium rows
But only when he and the belle did shows

She was a drama girl
The center of her own world
But he always ignored her
The stage was her own place
He filled it with his own face
But never gave her the notice she deserved

Ten years from now
He ends up alone
The belle left him to go off on her own
He watches TV
Can't believe what he sees
Drama girl's interview on ABC
He watches 'til the show ends
Surprised to know
Drama girl's staring in a Broadway show
He goes to hear her song
Her voice nice and loud
He can't help but look at her now

She was a drama girl
The center of her own world
But he always ignored her
Now she's a Broadway star
She'll still be going far
Does the jock see her worth?

She was a drama girl
The center of her own world
But he always ignored her
Now she's a Broadway star
She'll still be going far
Does the jock see her worth?

Now boy you better watch out
I'm her twin, and I sure know
She's always been my best friend
Your chance with her did end
Take it now from me
You were blind when you couldn't see
She's a shining star in the sky
You couldn't see that inside

She's just a girl
And I'm just a boy
Our fame is totally obvious
We've risen above
Of course you've heard
How we now own the Broadway world

My sister's the drama girl
Always been my favorite girl
We star in our own show
We'll be at rehearsal
Practicing our new musical
About a guy we used to know

My sister's the drama girl
Always been my favorite girl
We star in our own show
We'll be at rehearsal
Practicing our new musical
About a guy we used to know