Littlest Critic presents...
Sailor Moon X3
Chapter 1
One day, a girl named Polly was playing on her computer, she called herself the Littlest Critic. Littlest Critic was cynical, only her closest friends and mother called her by her real name. Littlest Critic was watching Nostalgia Critic's review of Sailor Moon. When a cat started scratching at her window, she looked at her window and fangirl squealed.
Littlest Critic: IT'S LUNAAAA!
The Littlest Critic threw open her window, Luna jumped in.
Luna: Littlest Critic.
Littlest Critic: Call me Polly.
Luna: Polly, you're the third Sailor Moon.
Littlest Critic: Yeah!
Luna frontflips and produces a compact.
Luna: Pick it up and say "Moon Prism Power".
Littlest Critic: Okay!
Littlest Critic picks up the compact.
Littlest Critic: Moon Prism Power!
The Littlest Critic becomes a sailor girl.
Luna: You are now Sailor Moon. You have to defeat the Negaverse!
SailorMoon!Littlest Critic: Okay!
Luna: A Negaverse creature is attacking 10 miles away! Let's go!
SailorMoon!Littlest Critic: I probably can fly at 30 miles an hour!
Luna: You do.
SailorMoon!Littlest Critic: Cool!
Littlest Critic and Luna arrived at the scene.
SailorMoon!Littlest Critic: Hoo yeah!
A shadow black imp was running towards Luna and Littlest Critic.
Luna: Polly, quick! Say "Moon Ti-
SailorMoon!Littlest Critic: I know. Moon Tiara Magic!
Littlest Critic threw her tiara at the imp, it disappeared.
Luna: Good job! How did you know how to do that?
Luna blushed slightly.
SailorMoon!Littlest Critic: You don't wanna know.
Luna: Were you spying on me and the last incarnation of Sailor Moon?
SailorMoon!Littlest Critic: No, you and Serena were characters in an anime called Sailor Moon.
Luna's jaw dropped. She was shocked.
SailorMoon!Littlest Critic: Let's go!
Littlest Critic picked up Luna and flew back to her house. It was night. Littlest Critic turned back into her normal form, and put Luna on a cat bed that she had next to her own bed. Littlest Critic took off her hat, she went into the adjacent dressing room and dressed into her night gown and jumped into her bed.
Luna: Comfy.
Littlest Critic fell asleep.
Luna: I feel strange, when was the last time I felt like this? Ah, right. When Polly just knew to use her Moon Tiara. I must rest for tomorrow.
Luna curled up and went to sleep.
END OF CHAPTER 1