Unnatural
By Esha
Luci is on the back left packing their bags and Sam is in the middle of the stage. Enter Cas, Deanna, Addison from stage right.
Deanna- *cheerfully* You weren't going to leave without saying goodbye to me right, Sammy? *hugs sam* And you better tell me what the Prophet Kevin said to you. Oh and remember to be safe.
Sam- I'll be fine Deanna. *Sighs* Don't be so worried.
Deanna- I'm your big sister. It's my job to worry for you.
Sam- Anyways, we got to hurry and go. It's a long way there. *turns to Luci* Ya done Luce?!
Luci- All done! *runs to Sam with his hat* Here ya go! *hands hat to Sam*
Sam- K. Let's go. * Sam and Luci start to walk off to stage left* Bye everybody!
*Sam and Luci exit stage*
Addison- Hey, who's Prophet Kevin?
Deanna- Oh right. You didn't go to that meeting, I forgot. Well, He's the one who tells you if you're going to become a villain or a hero. Once you know what you are, you get to train for that thing here. Most people don't get anything at all and end up losing their powers.
Addison- Well that sounds kinda sucky.
Cas- I like the Prophet. He's very *pauses* eccentric.
*enter Doctor from stage left*
Doctor- Deanna, Cas, Addison. Time to train. You guys are going to see Prophet Kevin too, you know.
Deanna, Cas, & Addison- Okay Doctor Professor.
Doctor- I told you before. Just call me The Doctor. Anywho. Allons-y everybody.
*all exit stage*
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Sam and Luci walk onstage from stage right.
Luci- *whiny* Saaaam. It's too hot!
Sam- But I thought you were used to the heat.
Luci- Most people think I burn hot. It's actually quite the opposite.
Sam- Well I think we're almost there so just pull it together and push through it.
Kevin- Why hello there! Gosh. You look exhausted.
Luci- That's because we are. You don't happen to have any water around here, would you?
Kevin- What do you think this place is? Some kind of oasis!? This is a desert for pete's sake!
Sam- *irritated* Can- Can you just tell us our fortunes then? You'll be out of our hair and we'll be out of yours so everyone can just be happy.
Kevin- Touchy. I see. Fine. Gimme your hat. *grabs hat from Sam's head and puts it on* Hmm. Yes. Interesting. Very interesting.
Sam- *irritated* What is it?
Kevin- Yeah. You are destined to be a villain.
Sam- Ha. Ha. Very funny. Now give me back my hat.
Kevin- Nope! *throws hat over shoulder* You, my friend, are 100 percent villainous. Maybe even more.
Sam- *gets angry* Come on Luci. We're leaving.
Kevin- *still happy* Where ya goin?
Sam- You don't get a say in what I'm going to become. And I want to become a hero!
*Sam and Luci exit stage right first then Kevin leaves after turning to the audience to shrug*
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Doctor is standing stage middle leftish.
Doctor- Deanna! I need to speak with you in my office.
*Deanna, Cas, and Addison walk in from stage right*
Deanna- Doctor? Why did you call me?
Doctor- I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry.
Deanna- *frightened* What happened?
Doctor- Your- your brother never returned from seeing the Prophet. No one knows where he is.
Deanna- What? No!
Cas- I'm sorry.
Addison- I'm sure that he's okay, Deanna.
Deanna- You're right. But we're not going to wait until he gets himself into trouble.
Addison. Cas. Let's go find my brother.
*everyone except Doctor leaves stage to the right exit stage*
*Doctor calls someone*
Doctor- Ambriel, darling. Hi. I need you, Sofiel, and Lillith to do something for me. *pause* Turn Sam Remington. *pause* Yes the Sam Remington. *pause* Just. Just go. *pause* Yes, I'll have your money when you finish the job.
*finishes phone call*
Doctor- *looks to crowd* They better not mess this up.
*Doctor exits stage left*
Ω
Sam is sitting at edge of middle stage. Luci enters from stage left and stands behind (more to the leftish actually) Sam.
Luci- Sam. We- we have to go back to camp sooner or later.
Sam- No. They're just going to train me like a villain. I don't want to go back there.
Luci- Sam-
Sam- I said NO! *Sam stands up being all menacing and stuff*
Luci- *backing away sadly* I'll just go gather some firewood then.
*Luci exits stage right and Sam sits back down. The three dark angels enter stage left and huddle in left corner*
Lillith- I'm bored guys! I haven't slaughtered anybody since lunch.
Sofiel- Shush it, Lillith. Don't make me get out the Hammer Axe again.
Ambriel- Be quiet the both of you. You might blow our cover.
Sofiel- Cover for what?
Ambriel- Spying on Sam Remington.
Lillith- The Sam Remington? The Boy King of Villains Sam Remington?
Ambriel- Uh huh.
Lillith- But...He doesn't look that dangerous.
Sofiel- So why don't we *pause* help him out.
*the angels go over to Sam*
Lillith- *singsong voice* Sammy!
Sam- *now standing up* Huh! What?!
Ambriel- We heard you needed our help to become a hero.
Sam- You can help me become a hero?
Sofiel- That's what we just said. *turns to whisper to the angels* Pretty slow on the uptake ain't he.
Sam- Wait. How can you help?
Ambriel- You might not like it. It'll go against that gentle nature of yours. But, I can guarantee you will be a great hero by the end of this.
Sam- *pauses* okay.
*enter the lamb*
Sofiel- Great! *claps hands together* Let's get started.
Lillith- First off. See that lamb over there.
Lamb- *lamb noise*
Sam- Yeah. And?
Lillith- Kill it.
Sam- What!? No!
Ambriel- With your psyhic powers, Sam. You have to now how to use them.
Sam- But I don't know how-
Sofiel- Look. Imagine a tomato on the wall. Grab the tomato.
Sam- O...kay? *grabs wall tomato*
Lillith- The hand motions will help but you need to get angry. Remember how you felt when they thought that you were going to become a villian.
Ambriel- Now push all of that anger out. And. Kill. The. Lamb.
*Sam does the Wall Tomato*
Lamb- *chokes and falls over (but like a lamb)*
Sam- *out of breath*
Ambriel- See. It's not that hard. You just need more practice.
Sofiel- Hey look. Silence of the lamb.
Ambriel- Is that supposed to be funny?
Sofiel- No. *pause* It's hillarious.
*The four leaves stage left*
Ω
Deanna, Cas, and Addison are walking onstage from right calling for Sam. Luci enters from left.
Luci- Guys! There you are!
Cas- You are not with Sam?
Luci- No. I found him but he's with these.. these monsters. They say that they are angels but they've fallen too far below that point.
Addison- Where is he?
Luci- Behind you!
*Deanna, Cas, and Addison turn around*
Luci- AVADA KADAVRA!
*Sam and the angels walk onstage from left to Luci and the passed out girls*
Sam- Luci? Did you do this?
Luci- *crazily*But Sam. They were getting in your way of becoming the greatest villain. I had to do something. Please forgive me.
Sam- You. You betrayed me *Sam kills Luci with his psychic powers. Wall tomato.*
*Lillith, Sofiel, and Ambriel step forward*
Lillith- Hey. Will ya look at that. Your first kill.
*Sam spins around to face angels*
Ambriel- One step closer to being the Boy King of Villains like you were in the prophecies.
Sam- What! You- you tricked me!
Sofiel- It's not like you didn't want this. In fact, I think you quite enjoyed this, Sammy.
Sam- Don't. Call me. Sammy! *force push and angels die at 'Sammy.'*
Deanna- *coughs* *softly* Sam.
*Sam rushes to her side*
Sam- Deanna. *Pause* I'm sorry. I didn't know. I was so dumb.
Deanna- It's okay Sammy. I forgive you. *Deanna dies or something*
*Doctor comes on stage from behind left curtain*
Doctor- Well done, Sammy. Well done.
Sam- You. You planned all this?
Doctor- No matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter. We will always end up *pause* here.
Sam- * getting angrier* You- you lying devious-
Doctor- Nuh uh uh, Sammy. *looks into crowd* This is a school performance. No foul language.
Sam- Then I'll just kill you. *psychic powers again* Nice. And. Slow. *Doctor starts dying*. I want to save people. You pushed me this far. To kill. To torture. But you see, even if you won. *pause* You won't be around to see it.
*Doctor dies and scene ends and applause applause I live for the applause applause and everyone springs back to life and bows and stuff*