Harley walked through the front door skipping happily after a night at Ivy's after they had celebrated Ivy's creation of a brand new plant and her 29th birthday. She was looking forward to seeing her Puddin since she had missed him SO much.
"Puddin I'm home" she said bursting into the bedroom to which her eyes opened and she was both hurt, stunned and infuriated by what she saw.
The Joker was lying on his back with a lustful yet drunk look and his pants were unzipped and at the edge of the bed a young brunette was sucking him off. He didn't push her away he was actually ENJOYING it.
"MISTAH-J!" Harley shrieked angrily her eyes stinging her body trembling with fury.
"HARLEY YOUR HOME!" He yelled in shock pushing the young brunette away then zipped up his pants and stepped towards Harley so he was stood in front of her.
Harley stepped away from him so he couldn't touch her with his filthy tainted hands. The ones he had just used to caress ANOTHER woman.
"I...I can explain" he said to which Harley glared at him darkly with teary eyes making him feel worse.
"Let's HEAR it then" she said darkly holding back her desire to beat him to a bloody pulp with her hammer.
The Joker sighed heavily and flung the brunette into the walk in wardrobe then slammed the door shut. He then approached Harley again looking nervous and running his hands through his dark mass of hair.
"She...She was just a FAZE while I was missing you so I picked her up off a street corner...I was FUCKING drunk off my face Harley...she means NOTHING I SWEAR...she's just a CHEAP floozy I picked up off the street" he explained.
Harley raised her hand slowly and backhanded him across the face taking him by surprise her head bowed towards the floor.
"WHY YOU LITTLE..." he growled angrily. The only one allowed to HIT was him and her exception was SEX.
Harley looked at him her eyes dark and fierce filled with tears that now spilled over "You CHEATING asshole!" she snapped her body trembling with rage.
The Joker went quiet actually AFRAID of her rage this was something he had NEVER seen before even when he lied and beat her.
"I am AWARE you MISSED me while I was Harley's...but how DARE you CHEAT on me!" she screamed.
"Now Harley it's not that bad...Your MUCH cuter and better in bed" she said nervously trying to calm her down.
"Not good enough clown boy that aint gonna work on me this time!" she snapped and then grabbed her mallet and raised it above her head.
The Joker felt a wave of fear run down his spine "Now...Harley...I can explain..." he stammered fearfully. She ignored him and brought to hit him across the face sending him flying into the wall.
Harley pummelled The Joker until he was black and blue all over and bleeding with several broken bones. She then left him on the bed writhing and fled downstairs to his office and locked the door.
The Joker lay in his position for about 10-15 minutes then got up weakly rubbing his sore cheek and groaning in pain as his ribs cracked under his chest "Shit...that dumb blonde never listens to what I have to say" he grumbled.
The girl crawled out from the wardrobe looking pissed off "What the hell was that about? Why did you fling me into the fucking wardrobe?!" she demanded her hands on her hips.
"Yeah sorry about that Cherry I'll call you again sometime" he said apologetically and paid her. Despite what he had said to HARLEY he did actually have some attraction to this brunette.
Cherry was a cute girl around the age of 30 with a cute cherub face. Her hair was chestnut brown and shoulder length in waves and her eyes were forest green. Her busts were a size 32 and a D cup making her sexier than Harley especially due to her slender figure.
She was wearing a short thigh length red cocktail dress with a V front and no sleeves or straps. On her legs were fishnet stockings which were held up by a garter belt and to finish black high heeled stiletto's.
Cherry wrapped her arms around his neck seductively "Call me if you want to have some more fun" she cooed and kissed him passionately. She then put the money in her purse and walked out the door as The Joker watched her butt as she left.
Downstairs
The Joker stood outside his office for a good 10 minutes and then grabbed the handle to open it but found it was locked and groaned crossly "Pooh open the door I want to speak to you" he said calmly but in a stern voice.
"PISS OFF YOU WOMANIZING JERK!" Harley yelled from inside the room. She was still infuriated from earlier.
The Joker frowned "Look I need to speak to you BADLY now please...Be a GOOD girl and open the door" he said sharply. There was a long silence and the door remained locked to which the Joker eventually lost his temper and kicked the door down.
Harley was sat in his chair her feet upon the desk and Bud and Lou were stood beside her either side snarling at him "Oh look if it aint the CHEATING LIAR!" she said angrily.
The Joker clenched his fists trying to remain calm "Harley I know your mad...But I'm SORRY and I won't do it again" he said smoothly.
Harley started laughing "You FOOL! Just how GULLIBLE do you think I am?!" she said and opened his drawer to reveal his Arkham file. She opened it and then said "Oh yeah here it is Failure to accept responsibility for own actions and Promiscuous sexual behaviour" she said in her normal Harleen Quinzelle voice.
The Joker frowned "That's my PRIVATE file and YOU know that!" he said darkly.
Harley smirked "So what I WAS your DOCTOR you moron!" she said smirking. She then sighed sadly "I was AWARE of this even AFTER I became your henchwench I just HOPED you stay FAITHFUL" she said with an angry tone.
The Joker felt guilty "Harley I..." he began but she raised her hand to stop him.
"I'm going to stay at Ivy's for a while" she said sternly and headed upstairs.
"WHAT?! But you just got back!" he said stunned and annoyed.
"So what you got that cute Brunette to keep ya company" she said speaking in her normal accent again. She began packing her overnight bag with several outfits and her Harlequin costumes. She then put her weapons and clothes in the car and slammed the boot shut and leapt into the car.
"Harls PLEASE let's talk about this" The Joker pleaded becoming desperate.
Harley sighed sadly "There aint anything to talk about..." she said sadly "You aint appreciating me enough so I am LEAVING" she said her eyes teary. She whistled and Bud and Lou leapt into the backseat.
"YOUR TAKING THE BOYS?!" The Joker said angrily.
"Yep they prefer me anyway...Later Mistah-J" she said and drove off into the night.
The Joker stood alone in the dark and then muttered "Shit" crossly and walked to his office to have a drink.