Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Gundam Wing AC
Warnings: language
Pairings: none
Heero's Laugh
I did it! I finally did it! Ow, ow, fuck ouch. But I really did it! I got him to freakin' laugh finally! Too bad he laughed at my pain...but it was a real laugh, not that scary cackle he used to do in battle.
It was music to my ears, too bad I couldn't see him.
So yeah, we were in our office at here at HQ, and I was doing my best to bug the shit outta him per usual. He was diligently doing something on his desktop. Electronic paperwork and all that. I was jibber jabbing away about something, I don't even listen to half the shit I say. Anyways, I as munching on Flaming Hot Cheetos and talking a mile a minute.
I finished my bag of Cheetos and licked the red dust off my fingertips. That's my favorite part, all the spicy dust. So yeah, still talking about herp derp, and I took off my glasses - shut up, I had to get em! And I hate wearing them, I look like a fuckin' dweeb, but I ran late this morning and wore them out. I brought my contacts with me though, thank god.
Okay, back to the story, so I took my glasses off, and got my contacts out. I put them both in and then fifteen seconds later I was screaming my ass off.
"What? What is it? What's wrong?" Heero had actually sounded startled and concerned.
I screamed, "My eyes! My fucking eyes!"
"What about them?" He held me by the shoulders trying to look in my face, I think. I couldn't really see.
"They're on fucking FIRE! Gah! Fucking Cheetos!" I hollered whilst trying to rip my eyes out of their sockets.
That was when he realized what I already knew. There had been enough Flaming Hot Cheetos dust left on my fingers when I put my stupid contacts in to burn my fuckin eyeballs. And thats when it happened. He laughed. He laughed so hard I heard him fall to the floor. Well maybe not fall I couldn't see, but he was laughing in front of my face and then his laughter was coming from the floor in front of me. He's got a beautiful laugh. Really wish I could have seen it.
I got up and stumbled out of our office, leaving his laughing ass there. Got to the restroom, where I am now, and washed my eyes out with water. Now that I can see I can use eye drops. Oh, thank you sweet Jesus for eye drops! Aw, my eyes are still all red. Oh well, time to face the embarrassment and get back to work.
Two feet from our office and I can hear him clacking away on the keyboard. I stop in the doorway as we make eye contact and he stops typing. His stoic face changes to a look like he's just sucked on a very sour lemon. He makes a funny snorting noise, and then it happens again. He succumbs to a fit of hysterics as he points AT me and laughs. Huffing, I place my hands in my hips. I really want to be mad, but that look of pure mirth on his face makes me smirk. Can't be mad at him when he's got a smile that big. I sit at my desk as he laughs and claps, his cheeks are a little red now and he's actually rubbing tears from his eyes. I hope I'm not going to have to hurt myself each time I want to hear Heero's laugh.
This actually happened to my friend. Haha it was hilarious.