Neko: Konnichiwa minna-san! And welcome to the first chapter of...er...When Hell Freezes Over...yes, odd name...okay...don't come here if you have a weak stomach or...you're too young! STAY AWAY!

Smoochy: burp as you can tell...there's the weak stomach part...! Well, that's what ya get for eating to many chocolate covered coffee beans! All right, now that the keyboard is finished hurting me...uh...um...I just had a major brain fart!

Neko: ...Hokay...so, um...well...how's about we get this chapter started already!smashes keyboard What do you think Smoochy???

Smoochy: ...I'm just a little black rain cloud! Hovering over...um...the bubble gum tree! Wait a minute...what did you say?

Neko: Err...never mind then...

(damn) Disclaimer: Smoochy here! And today...I shalt bring thee, um...the damn disclaimer as we shalt call it... Hokay, so Neko and I, do not, and will never not! Own anything, that dwells upon these shows...well...in this fic we own bout...two or four things? Yeah! We doooo! Our oc's!! Oh...and um...there's gonna a shit load (yes that was an example) of swearing...so yeah...just warning ya!

When Hell Freezes Over...

Chapter One: Profiles/ Sins/ Sorta...

Name: Sarah (Liz) McTavish

Race: Pure Canadian. But has a Scottish decent...so also is Scottish as well!

Birthday: July 14

Age: 13

Height: 5 2'

Weight: 115

Hair: Light brown.... shoulder length...gold-ish and red highlights...

Eyes: Left eye brown....Right eye green-ish

Appearance: Semi-Baggy beige kaki pants with pockets on each side...big pockets. Black t-shirt with Silver Star in the middle. Wears white and baby blue Nike shoes. And finally! Has a golden cross around neck...

Personality/Extra Info: Joker...doesn't take anything seriously (not always though). Can sometimes get pretty damn peeved off when friends are being made fun of...not stupid! Made fun of... um...Sarcastic...smart but doesn't show it. Oh! Both parent's are alive, but they divorced. One big brother. One big sister (feel sorry for her already huh?). Uh. Loves art...and gym type stuff. Absolutely despises history...math...not French though...cause both her and friend like to confuzzle people with their French-ness. Ummm...and also doesn't really give a rat's ass...about dating or any of that shit...! Oh...also does karate...but hates one particular sensei...but you shall learn that later! So nyah to a you! I also tomboy ish! Yes...no girly junk here! Bweeeheheeehehhehehehe (try actually reading that! It's veeery interesting)

Name: Jen (Kari) Oakland

Race: CANADIAN ALL THE WAY! ...slightly British though, through grandparents

Age: 13

B-day: June 23

Height: I ish not telling you...no I joking, I tell...5 '1

Weight: Ha! She only 100 lbs...bwahaha!!! In your faces!!! NYAN!

Hair: Short, layered, light brown, curls slightly at the bottom

Eyes: golden, but only due to contacts

Appearance: Black sleeveless hoodie, baggy blue jeans, blue and white DC skate shoes, dragon necklace...yes...DRAGON! BWAHAHAHA! IN YOUR FACES!!!

Personality/Extra Info: ...hm...lemme think...pondering...well then...she likes to ponder! And she really likes taking things...and playing Jenga...BWAHAHA! YES! IN YOUR FACES! (is that annoying or shwat?) Hokay...she likes saying Hokay! COFFEE! She likes music, and art, and French-ness for it is confuzzling...both parents live, are separated, not divorced...has one older brother...She loves playing croquet and likes scootering...also likes yoga...you will see why she loves croquet very soon, not now, bah! Aren't you angerfied at me yet? Bweeheehee...Also enjoys to annoy Sarah with Japanese...and likes to sing random songs...not a girly girl though, very tomboyish...

Neko: So now you have made acquaintance with our oc's...yes...HOKAY!

Smoochy: Holy mother of fucks!! You have been hanging out with too much! With all this damn 'hokay' shit...meh. But yeah...since this is a story...we might as well...well...write a damn story!!

Neko: And so we shall! Hokay? So, me n' Smoochy will be a takin' turns writin' the stories! YAY! Hokay, I get to start...ha!