Dancing Fools 9
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel or Capcom. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 1: Guess Who's Back?
Felicia looked around,
"Where are we?"
Spider-man shrugged,
"This is the address? This place looks like a tornado hit it. And, I think that's on a good day."
Chun Li groaned,
"Not again! Not this again!"
Ryu huddle close to her,
"We barely survived the last one!"
C. Viper shouted,
"That bastard! I lost that disk containing all the information on M. Bison and Shadaloo!" (1)
Wolverine grumbled,
"And, I've barely survived it here on more than one occasion."
Morrigan asked,
"Are you going to tell us what this is all about?"
Dormammu cringed,
"That insane fool Persiana13 subjects all of us to a parody of Dancing with the Stars, and humiliates us on national television. There has been a lot of property destruction, and cat-fighting."
Trish raised an eyebrow skeptically,
"You can't be serious. So, where is he?"
Deadpool wandered onto the set,
"Hi, guys!"
Wolverine grumbled,
"We're dead."
The Merc-with-a-mouth grinned,
"Oh, come on! Am I that bad?"
Iron Man said,
"Yes, you are."
Sorry I'm late, guys. Traffic was a brutal nightmare. Someone kept casting spells or something that got in my way.
Dormammu began whistling innocently as he turned away. The insane author shook his head,
Whatever. Now, gather around, everyone, because, tonight, we're gonna put on a show no one is going to forget, especially you guys.
Chun Li grumbled,
"Just get through the names. The sooner we get through this, the sooner I can get out of here."
Disappointed about not winning the last time you were here, Chun Li? Too bad!
The insane author cleared his throat and pulled out a list,
Now, we're going over the couples that will be performing tonight. But, first, I want to make an announcement; I've selected my co-host for this season of Dancing Fools. X-23, you're my co-host!
X-23 blinked,
"Are you serious?"
For once in my life, yes I am.
Wolverine unsheathed his claws,
"You better make her decent, or else."
Wolverine, this is me we're talking about. Trust me. Now, the couples. I've decided to pair up one Marvel star with one Capcom star, to give it that nice symmetry between the games. So, the first couple of the night is…Spider-man and Felicia!
Felicia squealed,
"Yay!"
She grabbed Spider-man and hugged him,
"We're going to dance!"
Felicia had not realized it, but she was smothering Spider-man with her breasts. Spider-man lay helpless for a few moments, caught in wondrous bliss.
That's nice. Next on the list is Captain America and Morrigan.
Morrigan licked her lips sensuously,
"I like it already."
Captain America blinked,
"O-K."
Third on the list are Iron Man and Jill.
There was a distant scream in the back, something akin to a man crying out in pain.
Next is Arthur and Storm. Then, we have Wolverine and Amaretsu, then Super Skrull and C. Viper. And, finally, Ryu and She-Hulk.
Chun Li screamed,
"What? You're having a seven foot dumb giantess dance with my man!"
She-Hulk grinned,
"I bet I can show you're man a better time than you, thunder thighs!"
At this, the two fighters went at each other, a cat-fight breaking out. Deadpool whooped,
"All right! Let's begin the taping!"
Wow, if they're going to be this intense now, just wait until they compete!
Next Chapter:
The Judges get introduced! Stay tuned!