"... and other than that, my progress has been going well." Zim proudly finished his weekly report to the tallest. Tallest Purple was fiddling with a pack of donuts, while Tallest Red was deep in thought. "Zim, how long have you been on earth?" He started, still in his 'thinking' mode. Zim flashed him a confused look as he spoke. "Well, in earth time, one year, two monthes and 17 days. Why?" Tallest red sent him a suprised look over the moniter. "Really? That long? How much much progress have you had?" Zim flushed a little and started stuttering a bit.
"Well, ummm, I learned much about the humans and this filthy planet they live on..." He trailed off a bit, leaving his leader unconvinced. "Zim, you have been on that planet long enough to have gained at least some form of progress, yet you are no closer than when you landed there!" Zim narrowed his eyes a bit. "And just where is this leading?" He asked, eager to get to the point. "The point is, we've been thinking of sending you an assistant!" Red said triumphantly.
Zim's antennae sprung up in curiousity while Tallest purple choked slightly on his donuts. "An assistant? What do you mean by this! I am ZIM! Zim needs no one to help him conquer this ball of filth!" Zim cried out over the screen. Purple stopped choking and waved for Red to get over there.
"What are you thinking!" Purple whispered. "This is Zim we're talking to, why in the world would you want to waste one of our assistant invaders on him?" Red smirked in return and started talking.
Zim was standing in his lab on earth, watching the almighty tallest converse. He jumped when Purple leaped up and cried out. "That's brilliant! Why didn't you think of that before!" Zim glared at the backs of his leaders. "What! What are you talking about!" He demanded angrily. Red floated over to the gaint moniter again, along with Purple, who now looked on in amusement. "Zim, we'll send your new assistant invader right along now, any questions?" He asked smugly. Zim growled out in response, "What do you mean by assistant? and who he?"
"Wait, I think we're breaking up! w- re- he- o-" Zim stared as the video link was cut off in anger. He, the mighty ZIM, was in no need of assistance. "GIR! Get over here! It seems as though we'll have to get the base ready for another irken soldier!"
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"What? Me? A real mission!"
Tallest Red and Purple stood in thein the same room as before, exept a different irken stood before them. "Yes, a real mission." Purple said sarcasticlly. "What he means," Said Red, "Is that you've been given a mission to assist invader Zim with his mission to destroy planet earth. The young irken girl's eyes sparkled. "The invader Zim? He was in operation impending doom one, wasn't he? I'm honered to be given such an important task, my tallest!" She said, almost as oblivious as Zim. The two alien leaders snickered a bit. "Make sure to give us weekly reports on his progress." Purple said, shakng from barely controlled laughter. "Yeah, but don't tell Zim, it's- uh, A... Suprise! we want to know everything that he does, okay?" Red added, amusement clearly shown on his face. "I've locked the coordinates of the planet into a voot lander, which you will be issued in the light of your task."
The female assistant was bursting with exitment. "Yes, my tallest, I will leave immediatly! And report back in as soon as I get there! Assistant Lek signing off!" Lek cried out as the transmitter blinked off.
When the screen flashed blank again, the alein leaders burst into laughter. "You s- sent ... Lek!- to be.. Zim's assistant!" Purple said breathlessly, still shaking from laughter.
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one week later
Zim turned around from his current plan of world domination when his computer flashed and beeped, signalling a video transmission trying to get through. "Hmm?" Zim hummed to himself and pressed the button. A young looking irken female was shown on the screen. Zim raised one antennae in curiousity at the sight. She had the standard green skin and antennas of an irken, and her eyes were a pleasent lavender colour. Her invader uniform was dark purple. The unknown girl saluted Zim, only startling him more.
"Assistant invader Lek, reporting for duty commander Zim!" She said happily. Oh, yes, that was right. Zim flashed back to that meeting with his tallest, remembering. "Umm, Hello soldier," he said." This is ,umm, commander Zim." She nodded in response.
"I am currently in orbit of the targeted planet, and awaiting further orders sir." Zim bit his lower lip in confusion. the experience was totally new to him. "Yes, well, I will program the coordinates of the base to your voot lander." He said, typing something on the keyboard below him.
Lek read the new data on the screen below where Zim's picture was flickering, and watched it point out the direction she was supposed to fly in. "And hurry, we can't let the human's know you're here." She saluted again at her commander's orders and steered the ship east, entering the atmosphere. She slowed down, and then pressed the butten marked 'accelerate'. Speeding up, she looked around the on the surface of the planet, which seemed to be made of dirt. 'disgusting' she thought with a shudder.
Lek slowed down a bit when the base came into view, and came to a stop completely. The roof of the oddly shaped building opened, and Lek landed the ship smoothly. With a small flash of pride at herself, Lek unboarded the voot, brushing herself off and looking around the dark room. "Commander Zim?" She called out. "Whoa!" Lek spun around and held her Pak legs at the ready when all she saw was a sir unit. "Hellooooo." It waved franticly at her. "Where is commander Zim?" She asked the tny robot, waving to it slightly while retracting her Pak legs.
"So, you came to assist the great Zim, eh?" Zim came into view behind his SIR unit. "Assistant Lek, come with me." Lek stood there frozen for a second, then nodded and ran to catch up with Zim. "This is your base?" She asked nervously.
Zim nodded. "Magnifecent, is it not?" He asked. "First things first, though. We'll have to get you a disguise. Come with me." Lek followed her new commander through the many rooms of the house. "Computer, take us down to the lab!"
Once the two were down in the lab, Zim turned around and examined her throughly, then spun around and typed some commands into a computer. "I'm thinking, maybe some blue eyes, and maybe... hmm..." Lek tryed to peer around Zim to see what he was doing. "There! Perfect!" Zim presed one final button and beamed. "Here, put this on." He shoved her two dark blue contact lenses and a dark blue wig, almost black. "This is my disguise?" She asked curiously.
"Silence! Do not talk back to Zim." He immediatly blushed and muttered a quick sorry and put on the wig and contacts.
Blinking slightly, she looked back at Zim. "Well?" Zim furrowed his eyebrows, thinking. "Perfect!" He suddenly shouted again. "Now here, I'll need to program the human's filthy language into your Pak. He gestered to a connect wire he held.
I dunno, is this idea good? should i continue? did i do so horrible you'll never look at an invader zim thingy again? leave a reveiw to tell me how i did.