Warnings: SasuNaru. BoyxBoy. Sex. Blood & Gore. OC. Oh, and Zombies.

Summary: It's the end of the world. Nobody knows where it started. Some say it was a virus, some say cows got sick. But in the end, everybody died. But they didn't stay dead. The world is a Zombieland and what happens when Naruto have to stay together with Sasuke, who is actually a zombie? Well, shit happens.

A/N: Soo, I have had this kind of idea for a long, long, long, long time and now I started to wrote it. It was suppose to be a OneShot but then it would've been WAY too long. I kinda liked the story of Warm Bodies. So I made SasuNaru version of it.

Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own any Naruto-charecters. Allthough I tried to pay for Itachi. And guess what? Nope, I didin't get a Itachi. Shame.

Zombies and Love?

The end of the world. You never get it until it happens, actually. People think that, noo, it doesn't come in my lifetime. Well, guess it came a little early then. Nobody knows where it came. It just came. And then, everybody was dead. But the problem was, they didn't stay dead. Yep, welcome to the real-life Zombieland. There are few survivors but they usually are in group. But in this story, we have a lonely blond running in the streets. His name? Uzumaki Naruto. Age? 19. He has been months alone but is still alive. A miracle, actually. But then again, his father, Namikaze Minato was a military-man, so obviously Naruto was trained too. Anyways, Naruto was running away from a pack of zombies. He killed a few of them but there was too much of them. So our little blondie decided to take his legs under and have a little run.

Naruto runned into an alley. He noticed a door and goes inside, locking the door. Then he pushes a table and a heavy closet infront of the door. They started to beat the door but it didn't budge. He was safe, for now. Naruto released a breath and took a look around. It was one of those old shops where the downstairs is the shop and upstairs is the apartment. Naruto explored a little and found food and waterbottles. He was also happy to find a shower that works and chainge-clothes.

"Fuckin' finally. Been long enough without a shower..." Naruto muttered. He undressed his gunholders and finally, his clothes. When he stepped in the shower, he released a long sigh.

"It really has been too long." He whispered to himself. Since it was a store, he found even soap in there. He scrubbed himself clean and stepped out of the shower. He recollected his stuff and walked to the bedroom that was closest to the bathroom. He put the chainge-clothes on but he didn't put the gunholders yet. His sky-blue eyes took a notice of a picture on the bed. He took it in his hand and looked at it. In the picture was a young raven-haired boy. Couldn't be older than 13. The raiven hair was short at front, two bangs fraiming a pale face and the rest of the hair was spiked up at a style that resemples a duckbutt. Naruto smiled at that. Then he took a notice of the boys' face and he must say, the boy was cute. His skin was pale and smooth and he has dark eyes. Must be dark brownish, they can't be black, Naruto thought. But in the picture, boys' eyes were black. In the picture was another person too. Older brother?, Naruto thought because he looked similiar to the smaller boy in the picture. Only difference was that the older boys' hair was longer, pulled in a loose ponytail and that there were these thin lines on his face. In the picture both boys' were smiling and the older boy had a hand on the younger's shoulder. Naruto raised both eyebrows and turned the picture another way around to look if there was anything written. There was. It read: Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha, year 2014.

Well, now Naruto was interested. He counted that if this younger boy, which he thought was Sasuke, was in this picture 13, then that would make him now 19, same age as Naruto.

"If he's still alive... which I doubt." Naruto muttered and placed the photo back on the bed. Then he heard a step and froze. He listened and heard another step. He grapped his pistole from bed and stood up with it. He started to walk, slowly in to the corridor. First he looked to the right where are the stairs down, then the left where the corridor continued. He heard shuffling from there and started to walk towards the sound. The sound came from another bedroom, so Naruto stopped behind the door, hand at the handle. He took a deep breath and opened the door fast and aimed the gun in the room, or to be more precise, the person in the room.

Naruto recognized the hair-style: Duckbutt. He was the boy from the picture. Sasuke? His back was to Naruto, although Naruto opened the door pretty loudly, the boy didn't show any marks that he noticed it. So Naruto opened his mouth.

"Hey! Turn around, slowly. Just sayin' that I'm having a gun here and I'm not afraid to shoot."

The boy turned his head and turned around. Naruto was right, he was the boy in the picture, only he looked much older. He was taller than Naruto by a head at least and his body was slender but muscular. His clothes were torn and dirty which waked a question in Naruto's head, Why hasn't he chainged if even I found chainge-clothes in here?

"Are you Uchiha Sasuke?" The boy didn't say anything, only looked with his black eyes. So, they are black after all... Naruto thought to himself. Naruto also noticed the boys' lack of attention. He frowned.

"Can you talk, Uchiha?" Nothing. No reaction. Except now the boy started to walk towards Naruto and the blond started to suspect the raven's strange behavior.

"Stop moving, unless you want me to shoot you." Once again, no reaction. The taller walked still closer to Naruto and the latter started to take steps back. Every step that the raven took, the blond took one too. This continued until Naruto's back hit the wall and then in a blink of eye the raven boy was infront of Naruto and the blond froze.

That couldn't be possible...that's not human..., he thought with wide crystal-blue eyes. He watched the raven closely as did the latter. The raven tilted his head a little to the side and then the other. Then something caught Naruto's intention at the taller boy's shoulder. Oh shit... It was bitemark. The boy was a zombie.

Naruto's breath started to quicken at this. Naruto was stuck. He couldn't move but neither did the taller of these two. They stayed really close for a long time until the boy shocked Naruto again.

"W...Wha...t's...wr...ong?" Naruto's eyes widened more at that. He talked? No, it's not possible... zombies can't talk...can they?

"What?" Naruto could see that the boy tried to get words from his mouth.

"Wh...at's...wro...ng?" The raven asked again. Naruto was baffled. Never had he heard a dead-one talk. And he had killed a lot of them, so...

"Could you belive me if I said that you're too close?" The dead-one thought about this and took a careful step back.

"Thanks." Naruto said with more ease now. The zombie was still too close but it was easier to be ready now that the blond wasn't cornered. The raven still looked at Naruto and Naruto looked back. Finally Naruto collected his courage and asked the guestion that has been in his head.

"How can you talk?" The raven shrugged at that.

"Why you're not trying to eat me?" The raven thought for a while and opened his mouth.

"C...Can't...eat..." At this Naruto relaxed more and the fear disappeared. Instead, Naruto's blue eyes are full of curiousity now.

"Why's that?" He asked softly. The raven thought for a while again and answered.

"I...was...f...for...bid..." Right after that Naruto's thought flew to the picture and the oblivious older boy in it.

"What's your name?"

"...Sa...suke..." I knew it, the blond thought. At that Naruto heard something downstairs and footsteps. They were coming upstairs. Naruto aimed his gun and was ready to shoot... But there only came a human. The other boy from the picture, Uchiha Itachi. Itachi's eyes met Naruto's and they widened. Naruto dropped his aim, but still kept the gun ready.

"Who are you?" Itachi asked.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and I presume that you're Uchiha Itachi?" The ladder nodded and glanced the other Uchiha behind the blond.

"Sasuke... didn't do anything, did he?" Naruto shook his head. Itachi released a breath at that and gave the blondie a look-over. Naruto's hair was golden blonde that would put even sun in to shame. It was messy, like he just got up from bed, but for now, it was also damp. Probably took a shower... Itachi thought at that. Then he fixed his gaze on his cheeks. There were three lines, on each cheek, giving him a foxy look. His skin was also naturally tanned and smooth, not really hairy. The blond is short, his body resembles a bit of a female, but is still muscular. And those legs look like they could run miles. Itachi smirked at that. But the most stunning feature was the eyes, that are neither sky-blue, or crystal-blue. Just breath-taking.

"Hey, stop that!" At that shout Itachi came back to his thoughts and looked up. There was Sasuke, taking advance of his heigh compared to the blond and sniffing the shorter's male's hair. There was something different about his eyes that caught Itachi's attention. His eyes were... almost curious. And that was odd because Sasuke hadn't shown any emotions since he turned. Itachi frowned at that and looked at the blond who was trying to pry Sasuke off of him. There was something about his aura...

"Hey, Uchiha! Little help here?!" The blond shouted and snapped Itachi out of his thoughts. The latter sighted and decided to help the little blond.

"Sasuke, let our guest take a breath, please?" At his name, Sasuke looked up, thought, and took a step back. Naruto let out a breath and looked Itachi.

"Thanks. I don't mean to be offensive here but... what the hell is he?" The blond took a look at Sasuke. Sasuke looked back with a blank expression. Itachi looked both of them with curiosity.

"What about we sit down and have a little chat?" It was a guestion, yes, but it didn't left any room for arguments. The blond nodded and followed Itachi to the living room which was at the second floor, Sasuke right behind them. Itachi sat on a chair and gestured the blonde sit across from him in the sofa. And Naruto did, with Sasuke sitting clumzily next to him. Naruto took a look and Sasuke looked right back, without blinking. Naruto turned his gaze to Itachi.

"So...what is he?" Naruto asked eyes full of curiousity. Itachi shifted his eyes to Sasuke – who was still staring at the blond which the latter didn't notice or he ignored it – then shifted his eyes back to blue ones.

"He's a zombie – obliviously."

"Yeah, I knew that much, but there's something else there, isn't it?" The blonde stated more than asked. When Itachi didn't show any signs to continue Naruto opened his mouth again.

"There has to be something more. First. He doesn't try to eat me, instead he follows me like a lost puppy..." At that Sasuke frowned little and thought about it. "Second. He's way too fast to be a normal walker... but I think you knew that..." At that Itachi downcasted his eyes. "And third. He fucking speaks! That would be strange enough considering he's suppose to be dead." Itachi lifted his gaze back to the blond.

"I don't know what's wrong with him but trust me, I've been more that twice thankful that he hasn't tried to eat me." Naruto didn't say anything, waiting for Itachi to continue.

"He was bitten about three weeks ago. He asked me to kill him when he would turn in to one of them. But when the time did come... I hesitated. But it appeared that I didn't have to kill him after all. He didn't try to do anything, then a couple weeks ago he started to say just simple words, like my name or that he smells them. The speed though, I don't have any idea about that. All I know that Sasuke haven't tried to go on rampage and kill people. But a strange thing is that he haven't showed any emotions these whole three weeks and now he's showing them... when you came." Although Itachi said this to see how the blond reacted, but Naruto didn't react the way he would've wanted. The blond looked almost thoughtful.

"I haven't seen anything like Sasuke before. I've seen different kind of walkers of my time been outside but they haven't been anything like Sasuke." At that Itachi started to thought too. Sasuke has been isolated from Itachi and didn't seem to care about him. But this blonde... he gets reactions out of Sasuke. It's only been an hour but he can see them in his little brother. Don't say...

"N...Naru...to?" When Itachi heard that he raised his gaze and looked Sasuke. Naruto was looking at Sasuke too, eyes shining with suprise.

"Yeah?" The blonde asked unsertainly. Sasuke thought and then there was a twitch in the corner of his mouth... Itachi's eyes widened. It's been a long time since he saw that smirk.

"Dobe..." There was silence for full 15 seconds, before the blond riled up.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW CAN YOU BE DEAD WHEN YOU SMIRK LIKE THAT AND CALL ME STUPID NAMES, TEME!?" Itachi smirked. Yeah, even dead, Sasuke could annoy the crap out of people. Then, before either Naruto or Itachi could say a word, Sasuke covered Naruto's mouth with his pale hand and put his index finger to his lips. A sign of silence. Naruto's blue-eyes were wide and oh, so blue.

"It's...them." Sasuke said with rough voice and the second the words left from his mouth a big bang could be heard from downstairs, followed by groans and moans.

"Shit!" Could be heard from the blond's mouth that was still covered. Naruto pryed Sasuke's hand off and runned to the bedroom. At there, he took his gunholders and put them on. Then he put his commando boots on and runned back to where Itachi and Sasuke were.

"There should be firelatters right below the window, down the corridor, you should go Itachi. I hold them on." Sasuke turned his head to Naruto and looked back at Itachi. He knew that look. Itachi sighted and took his weapon from his pants.

"No, you should go. I have been keeping bomb's at the cellar for these kind of situations. Now, I don't want to leave this situation pass me by. Do you know any place where we could meet?" Naruto thought for a while. He looked to be ready for arguments but Itachi's face was enough to let him know that he was going to lose the battle.

"There's my family's old ranch, right out of town. That's the place I am supposed to meet my sister. It's about 20 miles to the south. It's not easy to miss." Naruto smirked at that.

"I didn't know you had a sister." At that time, the rotten corpses were starting to come upstairs. Naruto shot a couple of them right in the head, between the eyes. Itachi whistled.

"Yeah, well, I didn't tell ya." Now there were too many of them that they started to retreat. When they were at the window, Naruto opened it and gestured Sasuke to go first. Sasuke goes, clumsily down the latter. Naruto goes through the window but before Itachi closes it Naruto opens his mouth.

"Itachi? Don't die. See ya at the ranch." And then Naruto was gone. Itachi smirked.

"I'm an fucking Uchiha Itachi, I don't die that easily." Then he shut the window.

Naruto landed and looked at the closed window. Then he gestured Sasuke to follow.

"Come on. It isn't a long distance at the ranch. About 25 minutes if we walk. 15 if we run." At that Naruto started to run, Sasuke clumsily behind him. When they were far away from the building they were, it exploded. Naruto stopped and looked back at the smoke.

"He...survived. I know... Itachi." Naruto turned his head to look at Sasuke. Then the blond smiled, nodded and continued to the ranch. After 16 minutes they arrived at the ranch. It was fenced. The fence was at least a two meter high and it was metallic. The yard inside the fence was huge and spacious. The main-house was two-storey and it was painted light green. The roof was black. There was also other buildings at the yard and a truck-car. Naruto inhaled and let the air out.

"God, I've missed this place." Sasuke arched an eyebrow at that. Naruto glanced and sighted.

"We used to come here with my sister. But it was only in summer. Our great-parents used to live here. I don't know if they are alive anymore, but knowing Granma-Tsunade, she probably put electricity in the fence." Naruto shrugged at the electricity part. Sasuke's eyes widened and he looked at the fence.

"Come on. We need to get to the gate before we are discovered." Naruto started to walk to the gate, Sasuke following. When they got to the gate, Naruto whistled.

"Well, she really did over-do this this time." The blond muttered. At the gate was barbed wire. To be more precise, the whole gate was barbed wire. Naruto and Sasuke looked at the gate with awe and then shrugged. Naruto got to the gate and opened the gate door. When both boys were through it, Naruto closed it. Then they walked to the main-house. Naruto opened the door slowly, not making any sound with gun ready. When the door was open Naruto aimed the gun to his left then right. Then he started to walk slowly to the right, where the living room was. At there was a short, red-haired girl with her back to the boys.

"Cash?" Naruto asked carefully, being afraid the worst. Then the girl turned around...

To Be Continued...

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Well, what do you think? =)

I think that it's a fine start... maybe... or not. As for the lenght, I really don't know how long this will be. That I know, that this is shorter than The Most Retarted Vampire in The World: Sasuke Uchiha. This will probably be 10 Chapters at most. But we have to wait and see. =)

So, until next time!

Sayonara!

I am out.