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-Escape from the Library and Slipped-

A calm day in the Sacrlet Devil Mansion, but its not calm anymore because the the yellow thief Marisa Kirisame has camee with her sidekick Alice Margarin"

Sacrlet Devil Mansion ~ The Library

"Arghhh..you again? What do you want this time? Stealing my book again?" Said Patchouli that lose her cool face."And how rare that Alice came too with you"

"owhh..her..let me introduce you to my new sidekick, Alice Margarin!" Said Marisa

"I ALREADY KNOW HER YOU THIEF!" Patchouli Yelled. "and by the way how come that your last name is margarin? Are you a butter now? Pff.." Pathouli holds her laugh to not get out.

"I don't know..ASK THE WRITTER!" Yelled Alice

"oh come on Alice! Don't breaking the fourth wall here!" said Marisa.

"uhh..you too"

"AHH YESSH ME TOO…NO WAY THAT IMPOSSIBLE" Yelled Marisa.

"ENOUGH! GO MY BOOK EAT THEM! Yelled Patchouli and some flying books are shooting Marisa and Alice.

"Hurry Alice whe gotta run and get out from this Library!" Said Marisa.

"huh? Why we must run? Don't you want to stealing books her? And why we must run before we steal those?" Asked Alice.

"of course no, because those books now are became a flying laser" Answered Marisa. "Lets Rolling around at the speed of sound!"

"you mean fly right?" Alice's sweatdroping.

"No…ROLLING! SPIN JUMP! SPIN DASH!" Yelled Marisa

"we can't do that! We're not even Hedgehog!" Said Alice

"ehh okeh..lets change the words : Lets Flying Around at the speed of sound!"

"o..okeh"

"noo..you can't go anywhere! FLYING BOOKS! USE SELF DESTRUCT!" Said Patchy and the books are exploding at them but didn't hit them thanks to Alice's Dolls

"nice Alice! We must hurry.. we got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow!" Said Marisa that looks she's singing.

"What are you talking about Marisa?" Alice looks Confused.

"Stop asking ridiculous things because we can't stick around, we have to keep moving on"

"bu..but..i only asking once, and I don't understand what are you talking about!" Alice Looks Angry.

"can't you shut up?" Marisa looks angry too. "we don't know lies ahead, only one way to find out!

"Uhh..you know? You're playing sonic too much lately and you became like this"

"yesshhhh…must keep on moving ahead, no time for Guessing follow me instead" Said Marisa that looks she's singing again.

"I'm not guessing! And stop singing!" Alice looks Angry.

Suddenly they slipped by a banana(how? Can even a banana touch them because they are flyi-NOO OF COURSE IT CAN BECAUSE THAT BANANA IS FLYING TOO) and get caught by Patchouli and then tied them.

"ufuufufu…." Patchouli Laughed. "now what should I do with these two Adventurers? Hmm boil them? Or Force these two to play Disgaea nonstop to the level 9999? Awhahahahahahahahahahahahaha…."

"urhh…why disgaea? Why not sonic? Like Sonic Adventure ? Fight the Perfect chaos? Or Sonic Generetions? Aw yeaah" Ask Marisa.

"no way! If you play that you will singing nonstop" Said Patchouli and Alice.

"Awwwww….im gonna cry" Said Marisa that wants to cry.

"ahh go ahead" Said Patchouli.

"waaa…you're evil…BLACK HEARTED EVIL! BRAVE HEARTED HEROO! I AM ALL I AM ALL I AM!" Marisa's singing

"Argghhh…so you want to play sonic? Eh? Here..eat this!" Patchouli throws Sonic 06 disc to Marisa.

"nooooooooo…not this game! UWAAAAAAA…." Marisa's cried

"ahh i want to sleep…bye have a nic day!" Patchouli leaves them.

"hey wait! Untie us!" Yelled Alice but ignored.

"UWAAAAA" Marisa's still crying.

"CAN'T YOU SHUT UP!" Yelled Alice at Marisa.

End?