Disclaimer: I do not own Regular Show; it is owned by the awesome JG Quintel, and those who contribute: Benton Connor and Calvin Wong. I just say those two as well because they make the show awesome as well, so why not?
Note: This story has been thought out since I first started liking the show. I read this as if it were the show, and there will be more than one chapter because, that's not all of it.
The House at the Park 3:25 P.M.
"Whatcha gonna do, One Cheek Wonder?" Mordecai picked on his raccoon friend, who had a displeased look on his face.
"Stop calling me that!"
Mordecai laughed, "Dude, I'm bringing it back."
"Boredecai," Rigby came up with an anything but perfect nickname he had brought up for Mordecai, who just looked at him speechless.
Rigby finished, "Because you ALWAYS talk about how bored you are without your lady. When you don't even have a girlfriend!"
Mordecai gasped.
"At least I don't watch that Ostrich Thing with the Balls all day long!"
Rigby glared, "Dude, that video is legendary."
"It's stupid."
"It's hilarious! Come on dude, let's go to the Coffee Shop. I want coffee," Rigby quickly changed the subject.
Mordecai raised an eyebrow, "You just want to see me fail again; I know what you want."
Rigby leaned against the computer table, "No I don't. Benson won't let us brew coffee here for the next two weeks. "
"But Benson isn't even here. He wouldn't know about this." Mordecai was sure about this.
Rigby gave a light glare at his best friend, "But you don't know what he does. He might dig through the trash and search fingerprints."
Mordecai rolled his eyes, "Now you're just being paranoid."
"Thanks dude."
Mordecai started thinking, "Dude. IF Benson's junkmail is his flap, then where does he crap?"
"Dude, you're just changing the subject! We're talking about getting coffee, not talk about how gumball machines function their bodies! That's sick!" Rigby reminded him.
"Well, wherever he craps-"
"SHUT UPPPP!"
Mordecai chuckled, "He'd have it easier than you."
"Dude, you're gonna give me nightmares. About Benson. And his flap," Rigby didn't want to hear anymore.
Mordecai grinned, "Over your own butt, One Cheek Wonder?" Mordecai bursted out laughing."
"STOP TALKIIIING!"
Coffee Shop 3:40 P.M.
After Rigby stormed out of the room from Mordecai's inappropriate fun-making of his best friend, he decided to go to the Coffee Shop, with Mordecai behind him.
Mordecai was happy now, but not picking on his friend.
"Caaaaawfff-feeeee." he said.
Rigby tagged along, "Cooofff-feeeee. Awww yeah."
They shared a laugh.
Mordecai started talking, "You know what I have stuck on my mind?"
Rigby raised an eyebrow, "What is it?"
"You pelvic thrusting and chanting 'Bros! Bros! Bros!'"
Rigby was speechless, without a comment, "Dude are you-"
"No dude!"
It wasn't until Margaret had seen her two friends (And most visited customers) talk about nothing but nonsense.
She smiled sweetly, Oh hey Mordecai, Rigby."
"Oh, hey Margaret. Two joes please. One for me, and one for m'bro," Rigby ordered the coffee, nudging Mordecai, who just stared blankly.
"Sure! I'll get them right away," Margaret gave a sweet smile at the two, walking off to make coffee for her two friends.
Mordecai still remained speechless, with Rigby annoyed at the sight.
"Dude, why do you always stare out into space?" Rigby asked, "Is it Margaret?"
Mordecai blinked, "..Shut up."
"Hmpf hmpf. Come on bro, it's fine. Trust me, I'm not gonna ruin your chances next time you get around her, but at least I'm not the one who just doesn't look at a thing."
Margaret returned with two mugs of coffee, and handed one to Mordecai and Rigby.
"Here you go guys. Enjoy," she smiled.
"Uh.. T-Thanks, M-Mar-Margaret." Mordecai stuttered.
Margaret grinned lightly, "Oh, you're welcome Mordecai. I appreciate it."
After a few seconds, Margaret looked at him, "Mordecai?" She raised an eyebrow.
All Mordecai did after Margaret paid attention to him for a minute was fall over. Rigby just cracked up lightly, but quickly refrained himself, looking down on his best friend.
"Mordecai, are you alright?" Margaret looked down at Mordecai, a bit concerned.
After seconds of wondering if he was alright, he coughed, "Y-Yeah, I'm alright."
"Need help, Mordecai?" Margaret offered a hand to her friend.
"Yeah, Mordecai, need help?" Rigby mocked Margaret's tone of voice jokingly to Mordecai, who just had the urge to pour his coffee all over Rigby.
Mordecai shook his head, "It's fine, thanks though."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah Mordecai, are you suuuure?"
As Rigby mocked, Mordecai kicked Rigby.
"OWWW!"
"I'm sure," Mordecai said getting up from the ground, back to his seat. As Margaret told them something moments later, she had returned to work.
Rigby took a sip of his coffee, "Ahhhh. Nothin' beats drinkin' Jooooe with my broooo, right Mordecai?"
Mordecai started hitting his head against the table.
"Dude, you're just acting like this because you humiliated yourself in front of Margaret," Rigby told Mordecai, whose face was still against the table.
"Admit it," Rigby smirked.
Mordecai started muffling through the table, to which confused Rigby.
He leaned in against the table, closer to Mordecai, "What was that?"
Mordecai started muffling again, only louder, still not as understandable as he thought, but caught what he was saying.
"Hmpf, hmpf. I knew it," Rigby smiled, folding his arms in victory.
Mordecai rose his head, "Shut up, One Cheek Wonder." He took a sad sip of his coffee.
"Dude, calling me the 'One Cheek Wonder' isn't gonna get you anywhere, and it's definitely not gonna get you anywhere with Margaret. So if you want to continue the name crap, then go ahead. Your chances with Margaret will be turned into smithereens."
Mordecai was both humiliated and annoyed, "What are you gonna do, ask her out again?"
Rigby's eyes widened, "Dude, no! I'm saying this because I want you to get what you want. It's kind of an apology gift for making you do those ten solids for me to ruin your chances with the-"
"So you were ruining my chances with Margaret. And sure, you would want me to do that, but it's all going to end up in an embarrassing situation," Mordecai retorted pessimistically.
Rigby looked Mordecai in the eye, "I'm serious, dude. I'm letting you have your chance."
"Dude.. A little too close," Mordecai reminded Rigby, who was centimeters to his face.
Rigby backed away from his face, "Kay dude, you want my advice?"
Mordecai was unsure, "Not really, but you're just going to give it to me anyways."
"Nah, it just depends on what you need it on."
Mordecai sighed hopelessly, "Dude, it doesn't even matter."
Rigby decided to start giving advice, "You gotta have more self-confidence. You cannot be shy or diffident, or stay there like 'Uh..Uh..Uh' all the time because that's just plain stupid."
"Dude, she has a new boyfriend, like, every week. It's hopeless," Mordecai told Rigby, who shook his head.
"No. She's totally available. She hasn't had a boyfriend in a while," Rigby corrected his best friend.
After what Rigby said, Mordecai drops his head onto the table for a second time, muffling nonsense.
Rigby shook Mordecai's body, "Dude! I'm being serious! Listen to me for once! I'm not gonna pull off crap that would piss you off ever again!"
Mordecai rose his head from the table, "But you'll die from boredom."
Rigby felt beat, "Well, true, but-"
Rigby started thinking for a minute.
"I'll do you ten solids!"
Mordecai just looked at him, "Then it's a deal."
Rigby turned serious, "Now quit sulking and stay focused on your bro. Okay, girls like humor. Tell them anything that'll have a girl laughing in no time."
"Yeah, I tried that before. It didn't work," Mordecai reminded Rigby.
The raccoon continued, "Okay.. well then.. I got it! Girls love a heartwarming compliment. Tell them how pretty they are or something like that, and whatever you do, dude, do NOT, and I MEAN DO NOT compliment their lady pecs! Ever! The ladies don't like it at all when you only like them for that!"
"Why not?" Mordecai asked sarcastically.
"Because dude, it's a turn-off!"
Mordecai just looked at his best friend, "...You've gotten hit, haven't you."
"Dude, you're supposed to like a lady for who they are, not what they look like. You can, but then again, liking them personality-wise would be better off. Besides, I'm a pro with the ladiiiiessss."
Mordecai fell flat onto the floor, hysterically laughing at what Rigby last said.
"DUDE! I'M SERIOUS!" Rigby yelled, with Mordecai still laughing his butt off, getting himself with his feet on the ground, trying to catch his breath from all of the laughing he had done.
"At least you cheered me up."
Rigby smiled, "Good, now go out there!"
Mordecai was suddenly pushed lightly from Rigby, who surprisingly encouraged him.
"I know I can't do worse than you," Mordecai mumbled under his breath before approaching to Margaret. Before he was ready, he prepared himself, putting on a sexy look on his face, which was a smirk.
"May I help you?" Margaret turned around, with Mordecai smiling.
"Oh, hey Mordecai! What's up?" Margaret cheerfully greeted her friend once again, who looked back at Rigby, telling him to go on or he wouldn't help with it anymore.
Mordecai rubbed the back of his neck, "I-I just wanted to say.."
"Yeah?"
"Your eyes.. They're stunning," Mordecai gave a compliment, taking Margaret with surprise, her heart skipping a beat.
Mordecai hides his blushing face with his wings.
"Mordecai..?" Margaret grabbed his attention, who looked up at her. She finished, "Thanks. That's really sweet of you."
Mordecai gave a shy smile, "..Sure, it was nothing," he was still blushing.
Both the blue jay and the robin gave soft grins at each other for a second.
"Are you... doing anything.. tonight..? Y'know.. like umm.." Mordecai started asking while pausing due to his shyness.
"No, I'm free tonight."
Mordecai started asking again, "Would you like to.. Um.." He glanced back at Rigby, who gave an 'Aw come on, dude. Get on with it' face.
The blue jay turned back to Margaret, staring.
"Mordecai?"
Mordecai was focused onto Margaret again, "Uhh yeah.."
Margaret chuckled lightly, "What were you gonna ask me?"
"Dinner, maybe? If you want to." Mordecai asked her.
He was quiet for a minute.
"You don't have to. It's okay if-" Mordecai looked down until Margaret placed her hands onto his shoulders.
"But I want to. It'll be fun!" She let go with a small smile on her face.
Mordecai was taken by surprised, "O-Okay.. Uhh.. Is seven alright?" He continued rubbing the back of his neck shyly.
"Sure. My shift ends at five today, and I have time to get ready." Margaret smiled.
Mordecai grinned again, "Great.. I'll see you soon then.. thanks and all... uh yeah, okay."
"Oh no, it's not a problem," Margaret smiled again. "Cya."
As Margaret had less than an hour of work left before calling it a day of her job, Mordecai didn't feel as timid as he did earlier. He couldn't do anything but grin happily.
He walked back to the table Rigby was sitting in.
"Dude, did it work?" Rigby asked curiously at his best friend.
Mordecai answered quickly, "Dude. I got a date."
"OHHHHHHH-"
"I feel like slapping you," Mordecai told Rigby.
Rigby felt successful, "Hmpf, hmpf. See?"
"Dude.. It actually... worked."
"Told ya," Rigby looked at him with a mug smile on his face, "You can thank me later."
Mordecai smiled, "I'll thank you now."
Rigby gave a satisfied smile on his face, "No problem. That's what bros are for. Now let's get you ready for that date of yours."
"Uh dude.. It's for seven. I have time. It's 4:20," Mordecai reminded Rigby about the time.
Rigby looks at the clock, "So? You have about a little over two and a half hours till your hot date. Do you need anything?"
Mordecai was going to answer until Eileen approached the two best friends.
"Ohhhhh Riiiigbyyyy," Mordecai nudged at his best friend to Eileen's presence, to which Rigby groaned in agony.
Eileen gives a cute smile on her face, "Hey Rigby. You look nice today."
Mordecai couldn't do anything but crack up laughing, to which Rigby glared at.
He gave a careless look on his face, "Oh.. Hey Eileen," he greeted half-heartedly.
"What are you guys up to?" Eileen asked as she continued cleaning the tables to the coffee shop.
Rigby still had the same careless facial expression, "Oh nothing, RIGHT, Mordecai?"
"Oh.. Yeah, nothing much is going on at the moment," Mordecai responded.
Eileen smiled wider, "Oh that's cool. Hey Rigby. I was thinking.. if you and I maybe wanted to.. hang out later, if you're not busy."
Rigby just stood there.
"Not like a date or anything," Eileen added.
Mordecai continued cracking up, "Dude, you should."
Rigby ignored Mordecai's suggestion, "Yeah, I kinda have to do something tonight."
"Oh.. That's cool too.. I guess. Okay," Eileen gave a small smile, "Would you guys like something?"
"Oh.. No thanks, we had something to munch on before we got here," Mordecai responded to Eileen, "We gotta get going before Benson blows a fuse on us," he lied.
As the two walked out of the Coffee Shop, Eileen waved at Rigby before they exited.
Note #2: Like it? Love it? Anything it? Oh wells. This is my first Regular Show fanfic, so no rough responses and comments and all; I'm only an amateur.
And yes, this will turn out to having Mordecai with balls to get with Margaret, since:
It's one of my favorite pairings.
They need more fanfiction.
Mordecai just needs to ask her out already.
They're meant to be.
Anywho, Rigby was a little out of character with encouraging Mordecai to get a date with Margaret, since he usually begs to differ, but I guess it's what I get for having Rigby on a little on the lenient side when it's with dating. Haha.
Oh, and the ten solids are gonna be coming up, starting with the next chapter. Still gotta think on what Mordecai's gonna tell Rigby to do with those solids. So it was kind of like a payback too.
Chapter 2 coming soon. :)