NIGHTWUNG UNDER TEH REDHUD
Nightwing was at the Bat Cave. The Bat Computer was going off. It was Red Hood.
Nightwing grabbed his weapons and jumped on his motor bike. He zoomed out of the cave, splashing through the waterfall and ran over Batman. Batman died. Moving on.
In a gas station, Red Hood was robbing people for money.
"What are doing?" asked Nightwing, his jaw dropping.
"I wanted a Mountain Dew," said Red Hood.
"So you robbed the store?"
"Yes."
Nightwing face-palmed.
Red Hood stalked out of the gas station and Nightwing pulled a few dollars out of his suit.
"For the damages," he said, before following Red Hood out the store.
"What the hell is going on with you?" Nightwing asked. "Since when do you rob gas stations?"
"I don't think you understand, Nightwing. I'm not Red Hood anymore. I am a Mountain Dew bandit. I am Green Hood!"
Red Hood turned around, pulling off his mask. Underneath was an acid green skull mask with the Mountain Dew symbol on the forehead.
"Uhhhh…." Dick said in confusion. "I think the Arrow claimed the green hood thing a while back."
"I killed him."
"Why?!"
"For his Mountain Dew."
"What?"
"… And I'm going to do the same thing to you!"
Red Hood flew at Nightwing.
"What? Stop it!" Nightwing pushed him away.
Nightwing kicked Red Hood in the ballz and then Red Hood kicked him in the ballz. Then they were both moaning on the ground. The end.