Felt that this needed it's own chapter because some idiots will ignore it if I put it just as a authors note.
Yes, I know I have brought a horrible creature into the world of Dragon Age. This creature is called a Mary Sue. Why oh why would I do this? You may be asking yourself this but the answer is simple, I want to contribute to the fandom in the way I do it best; being as whitty and #banterful as possible. I wanted to contribute to the lulz that and create a Mary Sue that will make Tara (The girl who created the infamous "My Immortal" ) look like Shakespeare and Ebony look like something Charlie Sheen created. (Maybe Charlie Sheen is Tara...)
I am also aware that Fenris, Anders and all the other cannon character will be very OOC. That is part of having a Mary Sue that everyone loves. There will be other characters of my creation based of of my friends (like most Mary Sue writers tend to do). Fenris and Anders will properly be the most OOC of them all. If you don't like this, Don't read and don't flame because I do know Dragon Age. I have played the games and I do check up on the lore a lot so I know what happens.
If I still get flames and i've wrote this, I will find you and KILL YOU! I have wrote this chapter to WARN YOU!