MISGUIDED VAMPIRES

(Note) I may go for a loop here and make this story a little crazy much like other writers who go overboard, mention something out of the ordinary, out of character (perhaps). So, if you know my work whoever you are, don't except a great literary work or stuff to make sense. I thought of this idea while visiting my aunt and thought it would be fun to see what the brothers were like as kids, in the plot and in flashbacks.

The Valentine Brothers belong to Kohta Hirano and "Shinny" is an Original Character who belongs to me. Ask for my permission if you want for her only. Thanks. Also, excuse any OOC actions. It's a comedy/satire after all.

FUNNY CHIBI VALENTINES

"I can't believe you talked me into this!" This gripe came from Luke Valentine, the eldest brother in a white suits and butt length hair while the younger one was in a black tracksuit and a cap with a golden eye, Jan. Both men were shoveling and digging through the grassy ground. It was dark outside and they were working with a combination of flashlights mounted on sticks in the ground and their own night vision powers.

"Why couldn't we do this when it was still bright out?"

"Jesus Christ bro," Jan cried out loud, annoyed with his brother's groveling. "Quit acting like a pansy." He wiped some dirt off his forehead. "Remember that magazine of Shin's?"

"Yeah. It said this area is famous for rare Indian heads. What about it? I didn't think you were into such things."

"I'm not. But there's one Indian thing that is suppose to grant you wishes when you find it."

"Grants wishes?" Luke exchanged a perplexed look this time.

"Yup."

Luke ignored Jan and went back digging. While wishing Jan never learned to read played over in his mind.

When they dug three feet down, it was Jan that stopped and hit something with a small clunk.

"Hey, bro!" This jolted Luke who was ready to fall asleep right there. "I got it! I got something here!" He motioned his older brother over in the darkest part of the ground where the flashlight did not meet.

"What is it?"

"I don't know. Trying digging with your hands."

"What!"

"What's the matter? Afraid of getting your gloves dirty," Jan mocked.

Luke gritted and bared his fangs. "No!" A shovel is still a shovel he barked in his mind. Picking through the dirt and trying as best as he could not thinking of his white gloves turning brown and dusty, Luke felt something hard and crystalline. He could tell in the dark that it was possibly an arrowhead, but could see it was something else as it gleamed in the low flashlight beam. It was shaped like an arrowhead, but was a crystal formation, red and pink reflections in the lines and corners.

"Bro. What is it?"

"Can't you even tell? It's a crystal! A very unique crystal."

Jan snatched it out of Luke's hand, almost ready to crush it.

"A crystal? What the fucky is a fuckin' crystal doin' buried in arrowhead territory!"

Luke cocked an eye when he heard "fucky". He was also thinking were Jan kept thinking up these words.

"Well, whether how it ended up in 'arrowhead territory' is beyond me, but it could be worth more than anything out here in the dark."

"Worth more how?"

"I can already see that it would make a nice gift for Shinny."

Jan looked at the crystal arrowhead again and something came up.

"Well, hell it is! Why did I think of that?" His mood already changing as Luke was almost reaching the boiling point.

The next morning, Shinny was the only one sleeping in bed. Jan was taking a shower, being as nonconspicuous as possible when she awoke to find the diamond arrowhead on her nightstand. Stepping out of the shower like in style, Jan wrapped a towel around his bottom and strolling to the misty mirror. Wiping it with one hand, Jan stumbled upon an appearance he was expecting to see.

"WHAT THE GODDAMN, FUCKIN', SHIT IT THIS SHIT!" The roar spread to Shinny as she not jumped, but bolted right out of her bed, landing on the floor and going right to Luke's room, as he too was jolted from his sleep. Both instantly came to the bathroom door. Shinny was biting the inside of her cheeks to hid an unflattering giggle when Luke took notice and he too laughed; pleasantly holding his hand to his mouth to cover his smile. What they saw was Jan's normally jet-black hair transformed into a pink bubblegum like people kept sticking their used gum on his head. Naturally, Jan was displeased beyond limit.

"WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY," He screamed again, blowing Luke and Shinny back as if caught in a heavy wind. "Who's fuckin' idea is this for a sick joke!"

Luke looked at Shinny as if to say it was not his fault. "Sorry, Jan. But even this is too juvenile for me to do."

Shinny huffed out an "um", but did not say anything else. "Well . . . I guess you must have used one of my hair dyes by mistake. I was going for something different, but . . . I guess it looks better on you." She coyly put her arm behind her head in unrelenting embarrassment.

"What the hell gave you an idea to put some stupid fuckin' dye in the goddamn shower?"

"Because it's also a shampoo. But I clearly labeled it pink dye. Anyone could see it in daylight."

"Daylight my ass, our kind isn't supposed to be in daylight."

"I also thought our kind didn't have the need to take showers," Luke sarcastically chimed in.

"Christ," Jan began as he made his way through. "Goddamn 7:30 in the morning and already he's Mr. Funny Pants." Luke and Shinny turned away and made on last smile and soft laughing.

"Oh look," Shinny said, eyeing something glittering at the corner of her eye. A few hours passed when Jan slightly calmed down. Luckily enough, Shinny had a large ski cap to cover all of the pink locks to that her love did not have to look at it all day. And luckily for her, Jan did not stay made at her, but he was not even looking at Luke. She thought if it was because Jan was not used to Luke making jokes at his expense. One look at the diamond shaped arrowhead was when all the morning trouble went away. She loved how it gleamed with red and pink around the lines and edges. And chiseled the way a sculpture of an arrowhead would . . .

Arrowhead? Where did she see it before she thought? She went into the living room and found a copy of Luthern Neighborhood left open on the National Artifacts section. Ironically, she matched the diamond arrowhead with the picture on the introduction's page and sure enough, it was identical. The story called it The Wishing Arrowhead, a long lost treasure said to bring good luck and heart's desires for the Mawabee Tribe, but lost during a Civil War battle. After reading the article, Shinny was shocked to find that Jan Valentine could find something this rare and overnight. She knew the boys were outside late when she kept hearing the sound of soft ground and arguing. Never would she have imagined that a beautiful artifact lay hidden in her own backyard.

She went back to her room when she found Jan there. To her, he was lying below the bed's edge. She then tiptoed over, hoping to surprise him as she smiled. When she was close enough, she put her arms around him, but heard a muffling sound. Was she choking him instead? Jan removed her hands and turned to her. Shinny's jaw dropped and covered her mouth in a gasp. What she saw was not funny.

Shinny: read Watching Big Brother Part 3 and 4

Name I made up. I hope not to upset anyone.