Irken Queen
Ch 1: 150
"Gir!" "Yes?" "Prepare yourself! Today is the day I choose my queen. You see, every male Irken goes through a short phase when the first female he sees on the planet he is currently invading becomes suddenly extremely attractive to him. This happens EXACTLY 150 years after he is hatched, and the feelings of attraction stay for the rest of his natural life span. This will take effect exactly 1 minute from now, so we must hurry to a place with a female who will not be missed."
30 seconds later
"Hey Master, guess what!!" "(Sighs) What, Gir?" "Happy birthday to you, happy birthd-" "No singing!!" "Sheesh, somebody's grumpy!" "Gir, it...it's taking effect!" At that very moment, a small girl who was the size of an 8 year old, but was actually 9 ½ went outside for a midnight stroll. "Ohh...look at her-she's... perfect!" "Aww! Master got a girlfriend! That's so cute!" "Gir, pull her up with the tractor beam." Zim was speaking very quietly as Gir pulled her on board. The small girl was shaking, terrified by the sight of the Alien. "P-p-please! Please d-don't hurt me!" Zim smiled warmly, stroking her cheek, and whispered, "Now, now, my dear, why, for the sake of the universe, would I want to do that? Now be still. This will only hurt for a second."