My Little Megas: Giant Robots are Magic

One fine day in outer space, Coop was driving his giant robot car, MEGAS, through the stars. Along for the ride were his two friends, Jamie and Kiva. While they were driving, Coop pressed the gas down super hard and sped up directly toward a new solar system.

"Coop!" Shouted Kiva. "You should stop, you're going to bulldoze that planet at this rate!" She pointed to an Earth-like planet directly in front of trhem.

Then Coop was like. "Don't worry, I got this."

And Jamie was like "We're gonna crash!"

And Kiva was like "There might be life forms there!"

And Jamie was like "We're gonna crash!"

And Coop was . . . I'll stop. But yeah, Coop was all "I said I got this. Check this out." And he did some cool flip maneuvers with MEGAS and landed safely on the surface of the planet.

"You see, I told you I had this under control." Coop grinned.

"Not so fast." Kiva looked at the computer on her arm. "I'm detecting signs of life on this planet, and I think you inadvertently stepped on someone."

"Ah ah ah!" Coop shook his finger. "Not inadvertently! That was the point. Do you know where we are?"

"Uh." Jamie and Kiva thought.

"My Little Pony world! This is where all those gay ass ponies from the TV show came from! And now that we're here." Coop cracked his knuckles. "We can go on a rampage!"

"So, that's why you kept our destination secret." Jamie realized. "You wanted to surprise us."

"I have to hand it to you, Coop." Kiva smiled. "You're finally doing something useful."

"What do you mean 'finally'?"

As Coop and his friends started playfully arguing, a purple colored pony with queer looking mane named Twilight Sparkle walked over. "Ok, Rarity, I'm ba-" Twilight just then noticed the giant robot standing where Rarity was. She didn't notice it before because she was reading a book or some shit. Oh, and there was blood seeping from under MEGAS' feet. "Rarity! NO!" Twilight Sparkle screamed and cried, falling to her knees.

Jamie was the first to notice the pony. "Hey, Coop. I think we found our next victim!" He pointed out the window at Twilight.

"Right on!" Coop bent down and quickly snatched Twilight Sparkle from the ground, leaving only her head sticking from his fist. She tried to struggle and break free, but MEGAS' grip was too strong. Coop gripped her tighter and tighter, and Twilight's eyes watered as if tears were being forced out. Soon, Twilight coughed up blood from the immense pressure, and that made Coop and his pals laugh super hard.

"Yo guys, check this oyt!" Coop then tossed Twilight into the air, and then started slamming his hands together overtop of her, like he was clapping. He clapped her like 20 times or something, and while she wasn't dead, her bones were broken and she couldn't talk anymore. She just shook in agony and shit. It was actually kind of hilarious. Then, Coop through her in the air again, lightly this time and grabbed her by the tail and dangeled her in the air. "Now, the finale!" Coop pointed his finer at her with his other hand and out from it cane a gigantic and super strong flamethrower. Twilight was burnt to a crisp. Coop, Kiva and Jamie laughed so hard they almost died themselves as the dropped her mangled and burnt body and let wild animals eat her.

"Nice work, Coop!" Kiva congratulated Coop for his awesomeness. "Now, who's next?"

"Whoever we can find! I'm not resting till we slaughter every pony in the world!"

To Be Continued

This chapter is dedicated to MEGAS XLR, one of my fav shows ever. It's a shame something so awesome gets no recognition while something as objectively awful as My Little Pony gets all this undeserved love.