AN: i thanx itoe 4 majking mothur. this stori iz fur goffiks unly so ifd u r prep or pozr than FUK OFF!!11
Hi people my name is Lucas i am 13 yers old. I got long blund hair in cowlikk stile like elfis PRESLEY. i live in TAzmelee iland and i got lotza best friendz. Mah best frinds r BONEy kumtra bubble monkey flint duster and. Bony is my dogg & Kmatroa is friend & monkey is my pet buble monky & Flink is my dady & Duster is theif hu is my friend 'cuz he steels stuff 4 me. I m a hero becuse I saved tAZMelee Isand from evil force namd Pokry. But I like Pokey cuz he goffik and now i gothic too caus I kill me brother santaCLAUS. now i emo goffic cuz i did that. Me all my friendz r gofthik now 2 cuz i m. read my stroy on me cuz now i gof vampir.
I herd somebody call my name "Lucis" and it was...mKutaora! I look up and c kmatroa and s/he (AN: Kumotor got sex change if u dont like dat den ur a preppy or a posr so FUk OFF!111) runs over to me seducingly.
"Hey Kuamtrao how YOU doin?" I said.
S/he smiled suicidaly and tell me, "Im fine how bout u? u look kawai (see i speak Japanese me und my frind kawai mens coote) today Lucas!"
"Thanks! You do to Kumtor!" S/he looked woried so i ask "Whats wrong?"
kTorauma looked at me hungrily and said, "Pork pokey's back and is destroying Tazmelee island! cum help kill him"
Cuz i a goth vampire i like blodd so i went. When we got there we seaw Porky... in the All-Safe Insufrance Machine!